inside the vaccum of 711 i seem to forget my age, and no, i had not yet begun to drink. "i'm almost 22!" as he perused over my id, and my mind perused..."WTF YOU'RE ALREADY 22 YOU FUCKING DUMBASS." it's true.

"why are you like this?"
"like what?"
"like the way you are."
DEAR GOD JORDAN CATALANO I DON'T KNOW BUT CAN WE PLEASE BANG ANYWAY???

don't forget to bring a towel!!!!!!

yes. i have induced the spirits. no, they have not been many as the version of carlo we got reminds me too much of franzia..and franzia, i cannot do. ever. again.
sigh.

tomorrow is the delcious sunday breakfast i have been waiting a whole month for mmmm.