the misadventures of las mamacitas

   
             
             
       
   
             
             
 

the misadventures of las mamacitas

 
             

   
 
 

Thursday, April 06, 2006

 
i am listening to some shitty rap waheeeeeyyy
now it is beck eeeee
ok, so since i never do these here's one it will probably be boring

9 to 1

9 lasts
-last place you were:in jessi's room
-last soda:rc cola! like 5 days ago hahahaha
-last beverage: tap water i am so blandddd
-last kiss: quite awhile ago..and then i got sick.
-last movie seen: ummm...napoleon dynamite, but barely cause i was so drunk i didn't last past the bicycle jump.
-last phone call: plea for lost to get taped
-last cd played: beck-odelay RIGHT NOW booyah.
-last bubble bath: years. :(
-last time you cried: sometime while drunk probably
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8 have you evers.

-have you ever dated someone twice: no
-have you ever been cheated on: eh no
-have you ever kissed somebody and regretted it: yes, there was this strange time last spring or so where i kept kissing weirdos while i was drunk. call it fate call it karma call it i was quoting ghost busters just there did ya catch that?
-have you ever fallen in love: ack
-have you ever been depressed: yes two years hurrah hurrah
-have you ever been drunk and thrown up: 3 times. all of them ridiculously awesome stories. i shall explain:
exhibit a) wherein she tried to keep up to par with her 6 foot 3 father in giant girly frozen drinks with double shots during a few hours of an intense slot machine grudge match. she won of course. fifteen bucks. her stomach however, lost big time.
exhibit b) wherein an entire liter of franzia pink blush was consumed whilst watching squirm, a movie about flesh eating worms with an apetite for destruction. this was soon followed by a few shots of malibu, a trip to old chicagos, and vomiting all over a table. (v. mortifying, tho funny)
exhibit c) wherein newly arrived in seattle the alcohol was taking much longer to kick in due to altitude and whathaveyou, yada yada yada no idea how many pbrs were emptied and vomited out the door of a cab. welcome to your new abode!
-have you ever hit another person: hmmm...not unless they asked me to. or in the arm. yea i've hit a lot of folks in the arm, and they usually wince.
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7 states you've been to:

1. california
2. south dakota
3. kentucky
4. florida
5. texas
6. kansas
7. nevada


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6 things you've done today.

1. drove to work listening to that song pretty in pink
2. made some annie's mac
3. watched a shitty billy idol video without the sound on
4. didn't cut my finger like yesterday
5. got confused when a little boy exclaimed "it's like a disco!!" and proceeded to scissor jump around.
6. nothing to speak of


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5 favorite things

1. laughter
2. sneeze face
3. the smell of summer
4. cadbury cream eggs obviously
5. erm...me cds dur

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4 favorite colors

1. orange
2. yellow
3. kelly green
4. blue
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3 people you can tell anything to.

1. jessi
2. kelly
3. me heather
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2 things you want to do before you die

1.learn all the words to the immortal classic "we didn't start the fire."
2. that's basically it.
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1 thing you regret:

1: eating that cheese enchilada in december which ignited a two week long stomach ache. not a good idea.
 

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