the misadventures of las mamacitas

   
             
             
       
   
             
             
 

the misadventures of las mamacitas

 
             

   
 
 

Friday, April 22, 2005

 
there's a flamingo i walk by each day on my way to work. it lives on a porch. one day i realized he was wearing a sky blue falmingo sized jacket. that's very springy i thought. this morning i walked by and found he had donned a yellow slicker and hat for the previous days inclement weather conditions. to this i was pleased. now i shall retire as ramone has made it his mission in life] to bite at me . i feel as though i am being attacked by a bvery large and furry piranha.


Wednesday, April 20, 2005

 
my soul slides away, but don't look back in anger, i heard you say...

i am buzzed and doing laundry. i wish it would hurry up so i could got to sleep already. i also have learned not to be overly nice to other people as then they take advantage of you. now i get to drive a truck to chicago. fabulous. i need to find away to get me some tunes so as i don't have to listen to cowboy radio all the way through nebrasky.


Monday, April 18, 2005

 
ew. i got "recognized" in public by a stranger because of myspace. she says, "hey aren't you that girl with the thing on her arm?" to which i stick my burned forearm in her face. creepy.
then today i felt like an asshole as i asked these people if they'd been in the store before, in case i had to explain things and this girl gives me a whatthefuckiswrongwithyou look, and i realize she is my roommate from two years ago's friend whom i only met once whilst drunk and can't remember her name. you'd think i had known her for 15 years with that fish eye she gave me. i'm sorry, but sometimes everyone looks the same when you've been working too long. no need for bitchery.
 

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