tonight i saw incubus...again, and again as a favor to my friend. see we've been pals since kindergarden however, our musical tastes are completely different. for instance she enjoys n*sync and britney spears, and i would rather take a nailgun to my head. anyway, she wanted to go, and i've heard worse bands in my life. the tickets were free as we had the hook up cause of my dad and there was free beer and food. first up was the music. i decided that still, i dislike them. but only the lead singer. he has the whiniest voice in scotland. here's a little known fact, i hate jane's addiction. i hate that guy's voice. this was just as bad. but not as bad as stevie nicks. if the band is just playing unaccompanied by wendy the whiner they are quite good. he did have some of the most remarkable dance moves though. like a scotish seizure monkey. anyway, i had several beers to make the situation better and soon it was. incubus came on and they played many oldies and i thought to myself "god i feel like i'm a senior in high school all over again." it was true. and i was happy and nodding along as if to say "hey, remember those times, they were good, though yes, it was high school." and i started to watch the crowd and all the fratboys and sorority girls were girating on each other. a sickening display. it's been a long time since i've attended a concert with the pointy finger manuver, you know how it goes, i stick my arm straight up in the air, point at the stage and commence with sending waves through my body. a real ripple effect. makes you look like a real douchebag. the people there made me want to kill. ugh. then i looked down the row where these people were dancing and i thought "get a bra." oh, and stop trying to look like a punk, we all know you shop at the mall. so i'm watching the band and still i am buzzed and i think hey, that bass player is not ugly, i'd jump him. see he was wearing a hat that someone else i would like to jump would wear. which is completely absurd. why am i so damn picky?
this guy at my school see, he likes me and i can tell and he's attractive but he listens to jam bands. this i cannot have, so he is black listed immediately, no matter that he listens to the beatles and led zepplin as well or is nice in general. nobody is perfect, this i know. yet still i will not look your way if i find some ridiculous fault. ugh. but soon i stopped those thoughts as my buzz had worn off and i was left there, watching incubus?