this shall be lengthy, i hope you are ready for the long haul of birthday madness.

here beginneth july 24th...

we head on down to the climax lounge for a dance party starring black black ocean (and some shitty band not worth remembering.) so we are watching said shit and waiting as my friends pour in. some friends from work, some friends from boulder, some friends from highschool, friends from foco etc. ridiculous. so first bbo plays, and though their energy was down it was still completely rockin and in no time i am drenched from head to toe in mine and other's sweat. and really i mean that because i think i sweat like a man. brandon did not get tbagged, but he was stared at throughout most of the show and anyone could see that man crush from a mile away. so we rock our asses off and then continue to do so to the dance music they play afterwards. and somehow a lot of electric shit was getting mixed in but for the most part we were pleased. while we get closer and closer to my 21st birthday, my friends periodically stop dancing and motion how many fingers/minutes are left. this was humorous. 7 minutes, 5 minutes, i sure seem to be doing a lot of butt dancing today, two minutes and......

it's july 25th and my fucking 21st birthday.
 
and right that second the yeah yeah yeahs date with the night was playing and i danced extra hard for have been loving that record lately and then directly afterwards they played franz so of course yours truely had to stay on the dance floor for that one but then i was soon ushered into the land of the drink by a man missing teeth (ask anyone it's true) and i had a kamikazi shot and a margarita and then we hit the floor again once "don't, don't you want me?......" wafted to our ears and i was going to go back for more but i was at this point quite dehydrated to begin with and didn't want any more for two much alky x dancy = lots of vomity. my friends are wonderful and when i hugged each of them one by one right at the stroke of twelve i really meant it. what is the point of living if there's no one there to share it with you? so to all my friends, even those who didn't make it, i love you all. afterwards we headed to the denver diner for milkshakes and two ginormus plates of french fries that 7 people couldn't even finish off.

got home at 4. woke up at 1:30. went to lunch with parents and jenny at young's and got to have the tofu flaming soup i love so dearly. soon as got home, traveled to greeley to meet up with camille and stacy for a birthday ice cream. went to dairy queen and got a resse's blizzard and received one ceramic chicken. he opens up and you can put stuff in him. he is a knick knack. i have too many dust gathering things already. this was camille's reasoning as well for she was moving and no longer wanted him. don't worry though cause he does have this charismatic charm.... returned to foco and saw harry potter with parents. finally. it really was good like everyone had been telling me. but not as good as napoleon dynomite. (teehee) then waited around playing guitar or something until pam and eric got off work and they took me out to the bars to try and get free drinks. and it worked, in some places. and i was looked at strangely for apparently i look 15 and not nearly 21 enough. anyway, had quite a few and didn't feel shit. this pissed la mamacita loca off quite a bit for she didn't even get sloshed on her 21st birthday what the fuck. don't give me girly shots, i can take it. went over to dpm's after that and hung out for awhile. hoorah. realized upon trying to leave that house keys were in p&e's car so had to call and make popi let me in.

july 26th
 
got keys back.accupuncturist..no tomatoes or cucumbers for 25 hours. i think i had to work that night. but it was drunken monday at dpm's so afterwards i headed on over there for a little fun. and really did get my ass drunk. which i liked. and it was lovely meeting everyone there. and now have more friends to bother the hell out of. upon returning home tried to gather my newly cleaned bedsheets and fell hard on ass while descending stairs, more drunk than thought. and now bruised excellent.

july 27th
wasn't important because i can't remember anything about it whatsoever.

july 28th
was the hives which will be recapped soon along with the !!! show for realized it has not been mentioned. damn me for not updating my poor helpless robot for weeks.