warning: system mmmiiieeeeeeeellllllttttttdddoooooowwwwwgggnnnnnnn

took a nap from 7:30pm til 9. slept for about three hours last night trying to cram 15 pages worth of information into four. impossible. get to sit in wheel throwing tomorrow a l l d a y l o n g. wee. hooray for having to leave the house at 7:20. guess what? lml needs another vacation. at least she will see the living end and the vines tomorrow.

lml enjoys getting gas in greeley for it costs less. she does not however, enjoy weird smiley gas man.she always goes to the same station because it is on the way out of town. every time she stops she forgets this specific gas man lives inside. here is a regular transaction with the fellow:

wsgm: hey sweetie how are you doing today? (not in a creepy way)
yo: i'm okay.
wsgm: well then why aren't you smiling? (with big shit eating grin on his face)

the customer is of course forced to smile, and the man will not let you leave until you have done so. instead of checking your i.d, he checks your pearly whites. today lml tried to cheat the system and half assedly grinned while the transaction took place. she learned that if you do not smile for its entirety you will still fear his wrath. he does earnestly want you to be happy and that's why it's weird. keep in mind he is not a grandma, just some 50 year old guy. don't know if he only does this to the ladies but every time i leave smiling because what a weirdo. yes it is a nice gesture, but it's getting a little annoying. however, the best are the looks that people have when they walk out the door, smiles on their faces, eyes that say please, please let's get the hell out of here as fast as possible.