the misadventures of las mamacitas

   
             
             
       
   
             
             
 

the misadventures of las mamacitas

 
             

   
 
 

Wednesday, March 10, 2004

 
i'd go out tonight but i haven't got a stitch to wear....i...spilled... juice from my orange on the keyboard and now it's sticky.
studying for tests is no fun and apparently no one at work seems to want any of their shifts this week and will not stop calling lml. yarfening. too bad for them that she is a nerd and stays home to draw naked people from a book. hooray. today she was reading for so long that her left eye went blurry and then she was seeing doubles of words on the page and it was scary and she had to go to naked drawing directly afterwards and dropped her discmen on the floor. ah dang. is it disc-man or disc-men? and why does any amount of man have to be involved when playing cds for me? although that would be nice. hmm.


Tuesday, March 09, 2004

 
good intentions always seem to fall apart these days..lml is one itchy mofo. what is the cause to all these psoriasis militia attacks? i believe i know, and it makes me sad. uck. hmm, today went out to dinner with me ma because she wanted to bitch about stupid people and their stupid children. so i let her. and then she quizzed me on my future and i wanted to walk away. fun. saw a ceramics show in boulder yesterday where someone had made a mosaic out of a picture of shit. actual human shit. think what you will of that. if i can find a picture i will. mm. lml hates yes hates studying. especially when she got distracted by scrubs for a good hour or so. also, the satellite dish is completely inept. apparently the contract with nickelodeon ran out and so they took all the channels made by them away "for a short time." let's see, m2, mtv(vomit, so that's not too bad), comedy central??? and no spongebob? what the hell am i supposed to watch you ass clowns!!!! swearing off tv for the rest of the week i am. damn them. taking away 90% of what i watch on tv. thank god they don't own the simpsons. lml would be dead, in a gutter, with a dog peeing on her, one of those wee floofy dogs with ugly haircuts named precious. what a bitch. also had annies arthur mac today and noticed his face seemed much like the radiohead bears and then got creeped out as tons of them were now inside my tummy with gnashing teeth. it was good though, and they still make the best macaroni next to kraft spirals. mmm spirals.


Sunday, March 07, 2004

 
um, perfection.

no wait, this is.

 
drunken shopping with mommy...

well, just tipsy and it wasn't lml's fault either. she was forced into a wine tasting at work. aw damn. decided shall never again shop whilst not entirely sane of mind, yet quite fun when someone else is paying. got two new belts and some hideously gorgeous green socks with peptobismol pink stars on them. excellent.

today belongs to me!
 

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