the misadventures of las mamacitas

if you think that you're strong enough, if you think you belong enough..

today this guy i worked with told me i had real little sister qualities.
perhaps this is why i don't get dates.

las mamacitas - 3:11 PM

so went to see 50 first dates tonight. at first, wasn't really feeling it. the first 20 minutes or so were pretty much fart jokes, you know the sandler kind but really non funny ones and lml was not pleased. then, all the sudden it was adorable and so sweet it made my teeth hurt. so i recommend it to you. especially if you are a lady (*said in ladies man voice) because we ladies know how we like our movies. also the new muse cd is so unbelievable, but track #12 and this movie combined are detrimental to my health. don't need to be thinking about things such as these right now. ahha, sean astin was in this movie with a lisp, and people were going to see starsky and hutch tonight and were bedecked in ugly wigs, crazy suits and aviator glasses. and lml laughed at them of course. hopefully she will get to see this one soon as we all know how she loves her ben stiller and owen wilson, especially when together. eeehheeee.

las mamacitas - 12:18 AM

Thursday, March 04, 2004

ahhahaha the darkness covered street spirit.

even though they apparently hate my beloved thom, i can't not like them.

the end is the best part. ha.

las mamacitas - 4:52 PM

Wednesday, March 03, 2004

muse glorious muse, love LOVE LOVEyour new album. and the new flava of the month at dairy queen : mint oreo blizzard. it is damn good and lml likes to enjoy it before eating the rest of her lunch. who says you have to follow the rules? not lml. besides she deserved it. and mr.john lml was making sense in her own head and if you'd really like to know someone almost broke her poor little heart yesterday, but she is no longer going to dwell on it, so therefore, no bandaids needed. el fin.

las mamacitas - 10:51 PM

Tuesday, March 02, 2004

my toe is bleeding....

so that's how it's gonna be. after all that you don't see anything but yourself. you may have unknowingly kicked the shit out of me, but guess what? i'm getting back up bloody nose and all for no matter what you have done, i am still the fucking queen. for a second you seemed to be back to your old self but now i can see you're just shit on my shoes. i'll see you someday when you come into my court on hands and knees. that's the only way you'll be admitted.

so i guess that's that matress man.

... the toe is entirely unrelated, but still bloody.

las mamacitas - 11:58 PM

Monday, March 01, 2004

if you know anything at all know this....today i am the queen. i'm the queen of rock and roll. so bow down and show your respects for i have more balls than all of you combined and i am not even a man. fancy that will you. i have done one of the most terrifying things ever and still lived to tell you about it. and today i walked around smiling knowing that i had made someone else realize they should be smiling too. and everyone else with their sour moods and looks of discomfort did not phase me. they don't understand that there's something better, and no matter what gets pitched to you, you can still get a walk even if the damn thing knocks you out. for i am the queen of rock and roll.

las mamacitas - 4:19 PM

Sunday, February 29, 2004

highlights of the oscars.....

watching the first half hour entirely in spanish because someone had messed the tv up and no one at work seemed to be able to figure out how to fix it.

seriously, is it just lml or is johnny depp getting hotter with age? whoa. seriously

will ferrell and jack black gave a lovely performance and had lml in stiches rolling on the floor.

bill murray, i love you.

and i love you too lord of the rings. even if the hobbits do seem to cry whilst accepting awards. pansies. ha.

las mamacitas - 10:19 PM