the misadventures of las mamacitas

   
             
             
       
   
             
             
 

the misadventures of las mamacitas

 
             

   
 
 

Saturday, January 10, 2004

 
was watching raiders of the lost ark with the padres when found something odd. ya know that part where the nazis are marching the ark and his lady away to open it and he jumps up on the ridge with his massive killing launcher thing? well the french badie yells something in response and as he does a fly lands on his lip and crawls inside his mouth. he doesn't even flinch. now that's a fucking good actor. they should have given him an academy award for sustaining his vomit and continuing with the scene. we laughed for a goodly amount of time at that one. and also at the d&d mattress man commercial off punch drunk love. highly suggest that one i do. oh and here are some other losers (oops sorry, badasses) who noticed the pesty insect. if all goes well, will write about big fish tomorrow.

 
kick ass photo projects such as this, and this and then this are why the internet blows me mind.

 
wicka wicka wat?
today was adrienne's birthday dinner day. lml filled in for 1/2 of her family. adrienne had decided to eat at this place called ah salaam because the sign out front read : live belly dancer january 9th. this intrigued the young lass and thus they supped on middle eastern cuisine. they ordered "veggie family." it was marvelous. there was hummus and peppery onion stuff, baba ganoosh (no clue in hell how to spell that,) tabuleah, foul (not birds stupid), and pita bread. magnificent. they also feasted on a fine drink called vimto which tasted like cherry syrup. spectacular. then came the belly dancer which was beautiful as well as laughtacular. first a wee little girl got up and danced with her, which was histerical in itself. then this complete badass down sydrome guy got up and started dancing and he totally rocked it. he really and we do mean really liked her style. then she would go around and shake her hips at you and you'd tip her of course. which was equally as comical. it's difficult to put a dollar in someone's belt when they keep shaking in opposite directions. think she did that on purpose. she was completly loca. she could balance a sword on her head and shake it like a polaroid picture and then lie down, stick it on her stomach and make it seasick by the waves of her oceanlike stomach muscles. almost began to feel a little nauseas at this point. jolly good show. went home, had chai milkshakes..lovely, then had to eat a cake. good, but lml might vimtotar from all the food in her tummick. really want extended two towers so can listen to the rest of actor commentary. does this make lml a loser? don't answer that, we know it to be true.




Friday, January 09, 2004

 
if this semster mirrors the course of today's events, it will be a very good one indeed. my art history professor (who i just met today) was trying to get lml released into his closed class and his internet decided to break. he answered it by jumping out of his chair and flipping it off. to this lml giggled uncontrollably. too bad she has to take naked drawing. ew. also she can take a couple of roles of slide film on anything she wants, turn it in, and get three credits for photo in the summer. kick ass.

 
haha watched teenwolf last night. that michael j fox. he is so little he jumps on other people at random in exhuberant delight. it gives him the likeness of a monkey. that's right you just got a basket, now he will leap on top of your back and hug you like there's no tomorrow. what an odd script. he changes into a wolf and then his dad comes upstairs and shows him how he's a wolf too, and some wolves need glasses and enjoy reading the newspaper in their flannel shirts. why is it he can be a wolf anytime he wants to? a hello? full moon? and what kind of a name is boof anyway? damnit. they just don't make em like they used to. thank god. now they make em worse. enter:from justin to kelly.


Thursday, January 08, 2004

 
the internet has forbidden lml from her new favorite toy. damn. speaking of damn that movie unfaithful was damn hot. hello monsiuer frenchie. was quite pleased when heard piano version of exit music in this film. ate a butterfinger blizzard for no reason. must off to read harry potter and dream of better days gone by. my heart is aching for a breaking.


Wednesday, January 07, 2004

 
where is my mind??

big city twice in one week and a lovely thom poster may be mine tomorrow. thom why do you torment me so? it is cold enough to freeze a pudding pop in here. note to self: don't leave cell phone in car under current inclement weather conditions. the poor fella had such a time switching his menus around this morning. just realized usually say "thissmorning" as if one word. is she alone? we do not know. surfer rosa is mine!

ahh pixies.


Tuesday, January 06, 2004

 
"off you" by the breeders can now be added to the list of lml's most favorite songs. i adore it. perhaps should buy the album so i can actually listen to it sometimes.


Monday, January 05, 2004

 
-7 degrees????

also in the video for "i believe in a thing called love" by the darkness the hand claps equal perfection. so do the worst british teeth in recorded history.

 
lml is appalled. is it just her or did this onion article used to hang in the *cough* tower trouper office *cough*
up to the minute news coverage my ass!

 
to the skankiest skank of all time (britney):
obviously your marriage was a publicity stunt so somebody out there would remember you were still alive. guess what? nobody gives a damn and you can kiss my lilly white coloradoan ass.

on another note watched the show "wildboyz" today on mtv and found it higly enjoyable. lml was a little sick of the jackassian antics but this was funny, and we likes animals. the hosts steve-o and chris are quite hilarious even though steve-o tends to like feeding dangerous animals with the food hanging from his buttocks. interesting. especially liked when they dressed up in a zebra costume and were attacked by a lioness, who promptly ripped off the head and ran away parading her kill to the neighbors. oh and sex and the city was lovely tambien
 

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