the misadventures of las mamacitas

   
             
             
       
   
             
             
 

the misadventures of las mamacitas

 
             

   
 
 

Thursday, December 25, 2003

 
FINALLY saw return of the king and well, DAMN. that is the new best trilogy of movies ever. and it remains the best set of books. damn. for some reason lml was strangely attracted to hobbits in this one. well except for rudy, or mikey, or sam, or sean astin if that's what you'd really like to call him. oh and not so much merry when he had that doofy helmet on. or elijer when he was all dirty. mainly it was pippen. damn pip, since when are you so hot? what else is there to say? lml just likes short hot men. oh also legolas was quite pleasing as always. even though they did change a good chunk of the ending it was still absolutly brilliant. and lml has never wanted someone to bite off someone else's finger so badly in her life. if you would still like to get lml a christmas present, get her a gandalf action figure because he is now and forevermore the most kick ass wizard in all the land. (especially liked the part where he beaned that guy in the face, cause he was crazy, that was damn funny.)

oh hey, the following is an excerpt from "spongebob jokepants" which lml received in her stocking this past morn:

-what kind of shoes does spongebob wear?
-penny loofahs.

thank you and goodnight.




Wednesday, December 24, 2003

 
why have all the bulbs decided to revolt? now tres bulbs have burnt out. also, satchmo the evil has figured out how to open doors somehow? heard this click, turned around and there was the little shit sitting in front of the open storage room door. she really likes climbing around in the unfinished part and getting stuck so lml has to save her. lovely. and creepy. afraid she will figure out other things, like how to kill me in my sleep. damn you gato. and lml's boss is cool cause he listens to the strokes and pavement and the shins...but not so cool cause he likes jack johnson too. speaking of, saw his music video and it had ben stiller in it and only one part was mildy funny. mr. stiller running on a beach with a board slowmowy like he's in baywatch or something.
the psoriasis militia is the devil. am pleased as can now buy a magazine geared specifically towards people with the same skin disease. (saw that commercial at least 6 times yesterday) hah. rock.


Monday, December 22, 2003

 
i wish it was christmas toooodaaaaay. i wish it was every dddaaaaaaayyy.

snl i love you. and tracy morgan running in place too. hooray!!


Sunday, December 21, 2003

 
an excerpt from the brits:

Geezer - mostly just means 'bloke' or 'guy'. It's a bit of a cockney thing - diamond geezer or geezer often just means someone's a sound bloke - it's a positive word here, for those who use it. I guess if in London you said "that old geezer" you'd just be saying "that old man" as opposed to it having any negative/old fart type implications.

Innit. Hope that helps

mdf and lml send thanks to bandhag for her help.

(this was all brought about by damon's "geezer necklace.")

 
last night lml turned on the tv and we kid you not saw...muse!!!! glorious muse!! the video for hysteria. lovely. the only other good thing that happened on fri besides pie was purchasing the sun e.p with "carry it all" on it because we loves. next time a food is good call it "burptacular." made that up today aren't you impressed. ow. is that heartburn? damn. mdf now owns the greatest thing ever. not only a two record set of damon albarn's solo 4track work, but one of them has a brontosaurus on it *w/ overlapping red peace sign.
really, what more is there to say?

oh yes. watched taxi driver for the first time and am now strangely attracted to robert deniro circa....taxi driver era. the cinematography and acting are the best we've seen in years. oh yes, the whoreing too.
 

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