um, i don't know if she just doesn't like making eye contact or something, but i think my dermatologist is a lesbian. not that there's anything wrong with that, but when someone is speaking to me i do like them to look me in the eye at least once in awhile instead of staring at my chest. hello. my face is up here. thanks. what are you a man? yes i do understand i am sitting on a table above your wee chair there and we are not exactly eye level, but come on now, this is a tad bit creepy. then just as we suspected, she came at me with a razor blade. both eyes were watering something horrible and she only got rid of one cause i just couldn't take it anymore. damn white eye bumps. or "milia:" if you will. so now they'll have to "work their way out." wasn't letting her go near any of the other three. got to go back for light treatments to rid self of the creepy crud. will become lovely shade of pink. fab o lous. eisley is pretty pretty music. must off to vomit now as ate too much chocolate:

1 oreo cookie with chocolate syrup on top.
1 glass of chocolate milk with another oreo for dunking.
1 grande size hot chocolate w/ whipped cream and lovely chocolate syrup swirl.
1 peanutbutter chocolate chip cookie to dunk in hot chocolate.
1 half of betsy's chocolate chip cookie just because it was there.

vomit. yet, it was good. my life is sad.

-este mamacita esta muy enferma.