the misadventures of las mamacitas

   
             
             
       
   
             
             
 

the misadventures of las mamacitas

 
             

   
 
 

Friday, December 05, 2003

 
yes! get to watch pirates twice in the same week! probably would be wise not to converse with lml today as she only had two hours of sleep last night. you know something is taking a long time when you end up watching the entirety of magnolia. that movie is glorious.


Wednesday, December 03, 2003

 
today a bird shat on lml. and it was bright green like a ripe avocado. the entirety of her painting class had a good laugh, so much they cried. hoo -ray.

 
la mamacita pequena:
poor lml. lmp feels for you. when she was 6, she got a piece of metal in her eye in a freak windstorm. the eye doctor said that they were going to have to take a needle and get it out, like a splinter. lmp cried, so they gave her special eye drops in hopes that the metal would disintigrate (spelling is not lmp's forte) and the metal eventually did, leaving lmp with a weird blind spot. but never fear, it's not noticable at all. so good luck with the eye business, and hope that it's not a stye.


Monday, December 01, 2003

 
so there's these weird little bumps under my left eye, and they didn't really bother me until today when i realized that one of them is in the corner of my eye and has decided to torment me. it's like that mosquito bite that doesn't itch until you see it. wanker! anyway, after a quick google search for eye bumps, they may be cholestorol deposits. what?? of all the people to have extra fats in them it is not lml! so that's where that weight she lost went to. her eyes. lovely. going to the dermatologist soon anyway so hopefully they will fix it. scared to tell them tho as fear may come at me with a scalpel and i'd have to look at it because hey, it's my eye. help.


Sunday, November 30, 2003

 
damnit!!! all lml wanted upon ascending the stairs was a little ice cream, and when she gets to the top she finds that it has just been devoured. she really needed some chocolate. is that so hard to understand?? when you crave sonething better ginger snaps taste like cardboard.

marge: "i don't want my last words to him to have been - cut your toenails they look like fritos!"

simpsons, i love you.
 

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