the misadventures of las mamacitas

oh foco, you are loved. who knew you were home to the official united states atomic clock? not lml. that's pretty damn cool. almost as cool as if she lived on the median in england. word.

las mamacitas - 7:51 PM

Wednesday, November 26, 2003

it is decided. lml finds hockey....comical. how can something be so viciously manly and graceful at the same time? well, except for when one of them eats it, cause that's just funny. is it bad that lml was more enthralled by watching the beautiful thousands of reflections that happen on the glass when someone gets close to the corner instead of actually liking the game? although she has to admit, it was one of the most entertaining sporting events she's ever been too. take for example, if you will, the grown adults on tricycle race on the ice. her favorite was definitely the lady in heels. she of course, did not win the prize. lml also found it silly that they play blur's song2 after every goal. blur would be so mad. ew on the ride home heard the worst cover of the white stripes changed to "fell in love with a boy," sung by an aguilera type with a jam band backing her. eek.

some guy on npr says: "this song was about a dream i had where i wandered into the forest and i could talk with the animals.

daddy says: "sounds like someone's had some a that wacky weed."

las mamacitas - 11:06 PM

Tuesday, November 25, 2003

"everybody needs someone to rub their shoulders, and scratch their dandruff..."

forgot to mention how made a screechy yelp while flipping through spin and finding a pic of our friends brandnew. that's so weird. even they thought the cd was good and put it in the top 40. crayzay. making metal chain is nuts. lml's arm itches. ahh. lady. ha.

las mamacitas - 3:12 PM

oh goddamnit i think i lost it. will now have to retype entire post that was rather lengthy. once again, but just once for you, lml got her spin today, "best of 2003" issue. her pals got #10 of best albums while the white stripes elephant got #1? sorry but that was not as good as their past cds. de stijl is fucking brilliant. the critics hyped it up way too much and lml does not agree with them. especially that last track with that damn holly go lightly lady. don't know who you are but you have the most obnoxious voice ever. could only listen to your song once. sad really. anyway, here are the picks of la mamacita loca for the year two-thousand and three:

#1 "hail to the theif"-radiohead (dur. saw that one coming a mile away.)
#2 "think tank" -blur (spectacular,spectacular.)
#3 "room on fire" -the strokes (perfect for the highway even if you drive to fast.)
#4 "deja entendu" -brandnew (can i just say- damn. didn't think they had it in them. gorgeous.)
#5 "hearts of oak" -tedleo and the pharmacists (bound to make ya happy even if you're choking.)

feel good album of the year: imarobot-self titled. (must be those golden shoes. or your weird mullet.)

favorite lyrics: "i know you like to think your shit don't stank, but lean a little bit closer see that roses really smell like boo-boo."- outkast
"you have not been payin attention."-rh
"my secrets for a buck, watch me cut myself wide open on this stage while i am payed to spill my guts. i won't see home till spring, oh i would kill for the atlantic but i am payed to make girls panic while i sing."-brandnew

best album bought in the past three days: "speakerbox/thelovebelow"-outkast (would have placed this among top things as well but hasn't been in posession long enough to know fo sho.

ow ow eyes are really tired now had funnier outkast lyrics but they take too long and will write them later. did agree with spin on the best movie as "school of rock" and that scott stapp is a fucktard.

done and done. finalmente.

las mamacitas - 12:37 AM

Sunday, November 23, 2003

eee hee hee.
(the following is said in a fast manner by a man with a ridiculously thick greek accent in a uberjoyous voice..)
george: "youwannacookit?"
which sounds a lot like "youwantacookie?"
lml was pissed when she found out there were no cookies of any sort and george began tormenting her with his joke for a good fifteen minutes. she could not stop laughing. then she came home and found a cookie and was pleased even though nobody seemed to have bought anything she could eat.

las mamacitas - 9:42 PM

savers rocks the preverbial casbah. lml got a kick ass warm jacket for 6 bucks and a bright green seattle supersonics scarf, as well as several goofy children shirts. suppose you could say she's close to spectacular or fantastically well. ahahhaa. hmm.

las mamacitas - 2:04 PM

i love outkast!!!!! and i don't care who knows it.

las mamacitas - 9:49 AM