the misadventures of las mamacitas

listen bitch, i been wearing these goggles on my head since april. we're not lookin to start a trend, we're lookin to have fun. wow. lml sure is glad she's not 15 anymore, cause that girl was a dumbass.

las mamacitas - 12:16 PM

Thursday, November 20, 2003

la mamacita pequena:
lmp doesn't post all that often, so when she does you know it's important. or she's extremely bored. but everyone must check out this and click on i believe in a thing called love. lmp wishes she had made this piece of genius. please enjoy

las mamacitas - 4:03 PM

Wednesday, November 19, 2003

for the idiot's bumper: "fish don't walk and jesus still lives!"
that is the lamest comeback i've ever heard. obviously created by a second grader.

for the funnyman's bumper: "ithaca is gorges."
i love.

also i love nuts! says danny the squirrel. this opinon killed me. i love you onion, even when you make me weep with itchy eyed goodness.

las mamacitas - 1:04 PM

sentences to implement in everyday use:

"i'm priceless."

"eat shit, shit eater."

the first one is from the family guy and the second came from my own demented brain.

las mamacitas - 1:05 AM

Tuesday, November 18, 2003

anybody else out there hate themself? it's not everything, just those little faults that nobody bothered to point out in the last twenty years. why didn't anybody ever criticize me? now every time it happens i want to burst into tears even though i completely agree with what they're saying. i feel like i'm a robot living out someone elses planned existence but if i try to free myself from it i'll fall off the cliff to my doom. i'm sick of seeing people who are actually happy. sometimes i'm happy, and it seems that way, but a part of me is dying. and i'm sick of hearing about your damn fiancee and your plans for your perfect future. you, my friend, can eat my ass. and isn't brady so funny and don't you just love being around her because she makes you laugh so hard. i don't see much humor in myself anymore, because i don't know her. but i'll be glad to laugh at that ridiculous face you just pulled.

las mamacitas - 4:02 PM

lml is exhausted for she cannot resist the dance when she hears outkast. haha watched this radiohead special the other night and they all agreed that "hey ya" was most definitely the song of the year. teehee.

las mamacitas - 2:11 PM

Sunday, November 16, 2003

okay..is it really strange that lml has actually kinda liked the jobs shes had lately? this seems illegal after selling overpriced pop and scrubbing urinals. what is going on?? phone conversation overheard at work:

strangeman:"i'm lookin for george, the big fat greek" (he's the chef)
waitress:"sorry he's not here right now."
strangeman:"are you greek?"
waitress:"no."
strangeman:"would you like to be greek?"
waitress:"sorry, i'll pass."

it's a sad man who tries to pick up ladies on the telephone. george by the way is fabulous. and i mean that with the most gay man emphasis possible. lml is pissed. accuradio.com seems to have commercials now. it's no good. have to school tomorrow. yarf. "concrete jungle" by the specials has kick ass drums. if you wanted to know er something.

las mamacitas - 10:09 PM

so, the movie about adam is quite odd but extremely hot. turn your burner up to eleven. what? eh. work was alright, though somewhat nervewracking. no more sleep for lml ever again ever. except for right now when she goes to sleep.

las mamacitas - 2:18 AM