the misadventures of las mamacitas

   
             
             
       
   
             
             
 

the misadventures of las mamacitas

 
             

   
 
 

Saturday, November 08, 2003

 
la mamacita pequena:
shut yo mouth, lml! boondock saints was an excellent movie! and although very hyped up, still an excellent movie! with hot irish folk! and two different irish accents! you can't beat that!


Friday, November 07, 2003

 
damn you carl!
yes still awake. watched *cough*powder today because had never seen it. that was one of the most horrible movies ever. the plot is idiodic and the characters were not developed whatsoever. oh i'll mention my son who we didn't know existed during the whole movie and then we'll have a tearful reunion one minute and 45 seconds afterwards. what? no! crappy. why does powder have a six pac? he got a gym hidden down there in his secret basement hideaway? lame. the only funny part was that lml realized she watches way too many movies sometimes. for instance the bully with a conscience seemed to have a recognizable voice that went squeeky when excited. she formed a hypothesis, went on imdb and discovered it to be true. yes my friend carl from dazed and confused also appeared in this breathtaking (ha) film. ew and jeff goldblum? please put him away!! there's this part where powder makes his hair stand on end and his face looked like he was having an orgasm. puketastic! yes lml did understand what they were trying to say..we're all connected to everything in the world yada yada yada and are enlightened by a sonic boom when powder exploded. kinda like gun powder. oh and sean patrick flanery- you may be attractive and all but boondock saints sucked too. way to hyped up by the ladies. liked the young indiana jones though. sorryfortalkingmymouthoff. that was just one of the worst things i've ever seen.

 
this is spectacular. supposed to be signing up for classes right now but can't because everything i want is closed. she i it.


Thursday, November 06, 2003

 
bloody fucker.
it seems the back glass part of lml's car is broken cause it just fell on her head and it hurt a whole lot warren. get to bake metal in the oven in a few minutes. exciting.

 
people are just getting lazy these days. who searches for paradise on the internet? someone apparently. some jackass called me at 10:30 to see if i could work tonight. no fucktard. lml just finished closing two nights in a row so piss off. then she went back to sleep and was smothered by radiohead. it's scary when that poster falls down. especially on top of you. went to the alley cat last night and saw christina and diana. and hey blake brown, i'd appreciate you not staring at me like that again, it kinda creeped me out. erm that's it. time for rice noodles and tofu. rock!



Tuesday, November 04, 2003

 
got lectured by the man today. then spent 20 minutes trying to catch a mouse with a bucket. also managed to get a whole roll of negatives free wheeling inside my camera without being attached to a cartridge. too bad cause those pics were gonna kick ass. hopefully lml can remedy the situation tomorrow in the mysterious bag of darkness.

 
dear three days grace:
i do hate everything about you.
i don't love you.
i believe you may have created the shittiest song in the universe*.
either you or linkin park or creed. you can tell them i hate them too.

hope your life doesn't end up in the crapper,
lml.

*here's a fun game. nominate what you think to be the shittiest song in the universe in the shout outs and then we'll all have a good laugh at them for being so shitty.

 
lml just slept for 12 hours and now feels like a million bucks. take that barfy feeling!!! you have been erased!! hahaha. too bad have to do ass loads of shit today. speaking of shit...
"my mom always said when life hands you potatoes, make potato salad."
"well all life's ever handed me is shit. what the hell am i supposed to make with that?"
"shit salad?"
haha drowning mona is wonderful. and someone made cookies this morning? excellent.


Monday, November 03, 2003

 
felt like needed to vomit all day long and have not gotten to. this kinda pisses me off. think it's time to go watch a movie and fall asleep in a chair. outkast is the best thing ever.

 
i scratched all my negatives. i hate myself. hope your day is going better.
 

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