the misadventures of las mamacitas

oh my god! i forgot to carve a pumpkin!!! next year, i believe i may do something along the lines of this. still, my best pumpkin to date was that big furry red monster from the mad scientist bugs bunny cartoon. he falls asleep and his room starts filling up with water and his matress floats to this creepy house. you know the rest, hilarity insues yada yada yada and he returns home on his matress thinking it was all some crazy dream. the best part is when he starts giving the monster a perm with dynomite.
"bobby pins please. i really think an interesting monster should have an interesting hair do. don't you? know there how does that look? if you'll excuse me i have to give an interestingold lady a manicure but i'll be back before your through....tra la la." and enter GIANT EXPLOSION.
and there my friends is the extent of my nerdiness. why do i remember lines from old cartoons but can't seem to retain anything that will be actually valuable in life? aww damnit.

las mamacitas - 3:40 PM

halloween was fun. lml was a pirate. she thanks mdf for the eyepatch, it was marvelous. speaking of mdf, where was she last night? we do not know. went to a party w/ jenny and it was fun. lml now fancies the "hot damn." it is like chewing a softball sized chunk of cinnamon gum after someone has chucked it into your mouth. then we watched the burbs and nicole started snoring. hooray! happy halloween! why was there no scary on tv???? waz up wit dat?

las mamacitas - 2:02 PM

Thursday, October 30, 2003

my front porch just tried to kill me. that is one icy mofo. it's sad when you have to scrape ice off the side mirrors. especially ice a good half inch thick. hopefully it won't be worse tomorrow. lml will be cold for her warm warm hoodie vanished last winter. yar.

las mamacitas - 4:31 PM

ha. welcome to paradise was on the radio yesterday in the photo lab and we all rocked out. "is this green day?" asked the pudgy little photo man. why yes it is. "oh i have this cd but i don't remember this song." what, how could you not remember this song and what? lml's photo prof listens to green day??? he just went up about 14 notches in her cool book. histerical. love it. making a resume takes far too long. vomitar. jenny went to visit her brother yesterday and lml came along. we got to see the hotness that is benny- the rogue oldtown punk whose uberhotness is notorious to all the ladies in the vicinity. he was eating cous cous. ha. also went to the alley cat, a quaint little coffee shop located where the lung killing back alley used to be. it was lovely and lml liked it very much. hot chocolate is good and the strokes are amazing. simply amazing.

ps. michael ian black- it's too bad you're married, cause lml would have thousands of your children. thousands.

las mamacitas - 1:10 PM

Tuesday, October 28, 2003

oh my sweet shit the new strokes album is phenominal and i've only listened to two tracks. they're using my most favorite chords ever!!!! it's adorable yet it will kick your ass down the stairs. don't be deceived!! get it. get it now. also bought jet cause i adore that song, but have feeling will be listening to little else for quite awhile. ow cat trying to break arm!!

las mamacitas - 4:26 PM

please for the love of god won't somebody pull lml away from "i love the 80s strikes back!!!" see she needs to go turn in applications and do homework but she can't stop watching it. awww damnit. what the hell's up with that new jeep commercial?
...guy gets into jeep that sits half on a boulder and half off (basically at a 65 degree angle) this girl shows up in her jeep and says "hey you leavin?" he nods yes and proceeds to back up and she takes over his "parking spot."
really people, what the fuck?
oh and speaking of that what is this???no no no!! let the looneys die! ya don't see mickey mouse tryin to make movies. they aren't young bucks anymore!! it's hard for them to do stunts with dynamite and anvils. leave them alone damn you.

las mamacitas - 1:48 PM

okay just so everybody is clear on this, imarobot does not suck as much as you would think from watching jimmy kimmel live tonight. they have any excellent live show and do not sound like tinny shit. musical appearances on talk shows never seem to live up and you always have to wait until your eyelids will barely stay open enough to see them. damnit. also, lml is having ice cream at one am. who says she doesn't have fun? oh and "an american werewolf in london" is a very strange movie, and i hate the ending. yes.

las mamacitas - 1:14 AM

Monday, October 27, 2003

...and with that, lml won the great throat debate of '03. her parents argued fervently that the word larynx was pronounced "lair-nix." "what the hell?" she proclaimed, "if it was as such you would spell it larnyx, and that is not a word my friend!" the dictionary was consulted and the rookie was victorious. that's the last time you'll ever try to outsmart my extensive verbal skills. it should be noted that this all occured after lml was almost smothered by a hug and could no longer use her throat. and so, it began..

las mamacitas - 6:42 PM

Sunday, October 26, 2003

the other fish is dead. don't remember if commented on death of the first. gildenstern commited suicide trying to burough his way out a plastic rock filled box, and rosenkranz died of a broken heart for his friend was dead. funny they died in such a shakesperean manner. satchmo seems to actually like lml know which is humorous. even sleeps in her bed sometimes. slept til 1 pm today. that was odd. parents don't think i can hack it as a rockstar. i'll show them. maybe we should actually play a show first tho. hmm. oh probably moving to seattle soon. summer maybe? "just" is on the radio and i miss the tinks. i want to be a rocker so bad.

you do it to yourself and that's why it really hurts. you do it to yourself it's true. you and no one else. you do it to yourself self . (wish could post visual manifestation of bad ass guitar solo as well. )

anybody have advice on getting from point a to point b?? i could really use some.

las mamacitas - 9:38 PM