teehee. the ladies went to the cornmaze last night,which was a little bit scary, but mostly outright hilarious. you'd be walkin along while the corn caressed your face and then all the sudden, a weirdo would jump out with a yelp. these goblins had a sense of humor as they liked to follow you for sometime after their original scare. so lml often turned around and waved at them or said hey. there was a yetti (and lml reminisced about her creepy dream,) michael myers, a weird knob faced guy, chainsaw guy, and lml's favorite...greenface. he was one of our first scares, but after he did so he kept sneaking in between us and staring right in our faces while we kept walking. he meant to do this in silence, but it was the funniest thing lml had seen all day and she burst out in side spliting laughter. eventually the little fellow couldn't take it anymore and fell on the ground in histerics cause he was laughin too hard. then he would find us again later, pull his usual tricks and then mermer "ha. gigglie." he gave up after a couple tries when he tried to scare us again and lml clapped her hands and said "yay! my favorite." he must have realized there was no scarin us. after they jumped out lml liked to clap for them and say "bravo! good scare." she also seems to sing destiny's child when she is nervous. odd. sometimes we scared the hell out of each other and we were all really jumpy it was great. the maze was way too easy and next time lml wants to go in a bigger one. the best part was when mdf got attacked by chainsaw man and he kept pokin her with his chainsaw. haa. oh, big news on the western front soon if lml can get her shit together.
oh and speaking of dreams lml had a weird one this morning about witches or something. and somehow jason biggs was in it and he had bright orange nipples the size of dinner plates?