the misadventures of las mamacitas

   
             
             
       
   
             
             
 

the misadventures of las mamacitas

 
             

   
 
 

Saturday, October 04, 2003

 
haha today at work this guy said "i'm always getting my nuts confused!" and it was rather loud. lml sure was glad she found out afterwards she wasn't the only one who thought it was funny.

 
where have all the hot men gone? for serious. every guy lml has met in the past few months has been a hideous ugmo. and of course, as is the norm for her, these ugmos continue to try and hit on her. disgusting. not just ugly faces, but they listen to ugly music and have ugly ideas and still they think lml will somehow find them the hottest man alive. um, no.


Thursday, October 02, 2003

 
i think i may have ADD. seriously. have spent all day trying to study/ write two stupidass paragraphs, and still cannot seem to do it. thousands of random thoughts are flying through me and they will not shut up. not like i watched tv all day or anything. don't even know what happened to the day. by the way, the names of the days come from old english names for the planets (my painting prof wanted me to find out okay). moon-day, tui-day(mars), wodens-day(mercury), thor's day(jupiter), frigge-day(venus), saturn-day and sunday (dur.) anyways yes. help help help. what is going on here exactly?? started writing an excellent song, and perhaps the fact i haven't finished it is vexing me? yaaaarrrr! just want to sleep :(

 
was looking for this and found these guys instead. life is funny sometimes innit? no painting for lml tonight, too damn tired.


Wednesday, October 01, 2003

 
just watched the mothman prophecies, and lml has never felt so bad for richard gere. his poor little face would get all contorted and no one understood him or gave him hugs. it was sad. also don't like the fact imdb.com has listing of a mothman documentary on the people who witnessed the events in 1966. creeparific. finally got damn aperture excercise done in photo. took long enough to figure out focusing. (this makes lml sound like a numbskull, but it was hard on this camera, so leave her alone.) got brand new's deja entendu yesterday and holy fuck it's amazing. kinda weird that lml talked to jesse on the phone while he was browsing the porn section of a record store and asking her opinion of the best title. they were damn funny. but yea, it's just weird cause they're all over the tv and in rolling stone and nobody used to know who they were. ah. creeparific times two. should probably sleep soon so don't get anymore sick. yarf.

 
so the concert was spectacular! hot hot heat totally kicked it. lml and lmp really dug (haha) the opening band imarobot. the singer reminded us of david bowie or something, sporting those gold penny loafer shoes that grannies wear, cut off pants, a red jacket that tied up on the shoulders, and a kickass mullet. plus he jumped around like a maniac. may have possibly been even funnier than whirlwind heat. lml and lmp were dead center in the front row. when the heat came on, there was much commotion. lml was quite pleased that throughout the show the singer seemed to "make eyes at her." she also found it funny that every few seconds more of his spit/sweat would land on her. first it was her arm, then her cheek, and then, goink! right in the eye, which she laughed at histerically. another great thing was inbetween one of imarobot's songs, some guy asked them to play one of their really old songs. the singer was so surprised he made the silliest face we'd seen all day and the two burst out laughing. real real loud. in the deafening silence. excellent. hot hot heat man was very pleasant and humble about his performance afterwards which was cute. imarobot guy is named alex and he is also nice, talking to the mamacitas for about half an hour, discovering as many have, that they are loopy. he promised to come back, someday. and we skipped away down the hill. oh and visited dusty and shannon which was happy and lml had missed her friends.


Tuesday, September 30, 2003

 
two new most favorite adverts:
1) quiznos- "why didn't you choose the oven toasted sub of your lameass sandwich? were you raised by wolves??" "actually, i was............hmm"
(the hmm is gutbusting.)
2)subway- man sees his wife eating icecream, "someone's letting loose today," "it's okay, i had subway." man ponders. cuts to woman walking outside to see man washing car, in a cheerleading uniform poms, skirt and all. "it's okay," he says, "i had subway!!"
(this man has perfected his cheerleading skills, jumping and clapping his way into my heart.)

should probably do something productive now before hot hot heat. iiiiieeeeee!!!

 
you know you're not getting any when the moving boys hit on you and you kinda like it. sad day in the land of lml.

 
best thing about new house: sliding around on the wood floors in socks.

not best thing about new house: sliding down the stairs and falling on your ass.

hate being sick, just so you know. also that the only emails lml gets are from her lameass brit lit class, or someone wanting to enlarge her wang dang doodle.


Sunday, September 28, 2003

 
well miss adrienne, since you asked, the cos was...............delectible.

we were on the floor, in the third row. the stage was in the middle, and he did the whole thing "in the round" with giant tv monitors above, and it worked suprisingly well. before he came out there was simply a chair in the middle with a white sweatshirt on it that said, "hello friend." he had a black one on just like it, and silly little navy cargo sweat pants. it was, let's just say surreal. and hilarious! oh my god lml's face hurt because she was laughing so hard. pretty much constantly for 2 and a half hours. and she had to pee real bad. but you know how those comedy shows are, if you're gone for a few seconds, you'll have no idea what they're talkin about when you come back. so she took it like a man and stuck it out. ha. for a 66 year old, bill sure does like to crawl around on the ground. (he was acting out a game of spin the bottle from his preteens.) he thought kissing looked like face mashing, and he promised his friend peter whitehead (who was black) that if a girl ever tried to stick her tongue down his throat, he would punch her. well she did, and he couldn't, as he was frozen in astonishment, and peter whitehead fell over in histerics.
he also walked around impersonating his wife a lot, and used that weird voice when pretending to be kids. oh damn it was good. then he discussed "coming of age." when girls "get the change" it's explained to them in such a way that you can almost hear angels in chorus. boys do not get such explanations. instead he had to wake up to it and scrubbed furiously to get rid of the evidence. why oh why couldn't his father have said, "okay so one night you'll have this dream. here's some wax paper. you can put it in the middle of the bed or make a diaper." end of "the talk."
this was all quite interesting to listen to with my parents. but it wasn't too gross. lml noticed that her entire family has horribly loud obnoxious laughs. her padre's sounds like he is crying, and her mother's sounds like a donkey. we all know lml's so you can imagine the strange looks that came their way throughout the performance.
by far the best comedy show lml has ever been to (none up to now,) because how can you go wrong when bill cosby is pretending his face has been numbed in the dentist chair? SUPERB five gold stars!

oh and mummy made rasberry chocolate chip cookies and they so rock the casbah. ahh must off to w3atch carnivale! am late. toodles

 
and on the 28th day, there was ROCK!!

just saw the school of rock with jack black and man oh man it was so hot it melted lml's face!! you're thinkin, nah, it's got kids in it, it's cheesy and lame. no my friend. you are mistaken. this movie will rock you right outta the automosphere. number one, it was damned hilarious and number two, well, it rocked. it made lml wanna go home and wail onh her electric like there's no tomorrow! but alas, there is, and lml has to take a roll of film for photo. but maybe afterwards? (insert frenchman laugh)

jack black, i love you.

sincerly,
la mamacita loca
 

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