the misadventures of las mamacitas

and now, the most anticipated event of the year, the world beard championships!! huz-ah. 5 hours or so until the cos! must take a shower. mm.
finding out your faults is nice, cause then you can fix them. and we really do need to fix them.

las mamacitas - 2:04 PM

go to sleep lml!!
yea, yea. watched this movie, histerical blindness because it was set in 1987, and who doesn't like watching people prance around in ridiculous attire? this movie was sad! just sad. uma plays the most socially unaware girl in all of history. it made ya want to slap some sense back into her, right through the damn screen.

anybody else absolutly hate the fact that america is too damn lazy to come up with its own tv shows/movies? we will make an informative table.

the lazy
trading spaces
men behaving badly
coupling
the birdcage
vanilla sky

the original
changing rooms
british men behaving badly
coupling
la cage aux folles
abre los ojos

can't think of the rest now, but there's a lot more. especially of british copying. leave me brits alone! sleep now, good night.

las mamacitas - 1:50 AM

Friday, September 26, 2003

daddy day care is kinda funny as i am watching it in my photo class ahora. yay for steve zahn!!! that's all we can post right now as we cannot stop watching. eee! haha kevin nealon tambien!

cos count: 1 day!!!!!

i'm gonna see bill cos-by! i'm gonna see bill cos-by! (lml is conga dancing in her head) rock!

las mamacitas - 12:52 PM

Thursday, September 25, 2003

edit to the last post: lml's camera works fine now as her padre is magical. er somthing. was it just lml, or was ross trying way to hard to get laughs tonight on friends? you do get payed loads of money an episode, we obviously notice you. no need to overact pal. beetelbum is one hot song. especially in video form. tal-ly-ho.

las mamacitas - 10:01 PM

lml is fucked. she just ruined a role of film and may have broken her camera. fuck.

las mamacitas - 4:59 PM

forgot to put this up, but the other day at work, an elderly (and we do mean elderly) lady used the phrase "bust a nut" while lml was making her ice cream.

watched the lost boys today during lunch and always seem to forget about oily saxophone man. then he comes on the screen and lml roars with laughter. thou shall not killlllllllll.....my sax-a- ma- phonnneee.

las mamacitas - 2:46 PM

Wednesday, September 24, 2003

lml gets to take another roll of film tomorrow as this one is a little blurry. and paint and read frankenstein. eee. okay loyal reader(s), what comes to mind when you hear the word "soft?" how about "audacious?" have to take pictures according to words, so if ya got any ideas, i'm down. lml really wants to find one of those crazy old ladies with a giant feathery hat and a boa for the audacious one, but she doesn't know where one lives. is there some sort of loony lady hangout? if so, send it this way to.

countdown to cosby: 3 days

las mamacitas - 1:51 PM

Tuesday, September 23, 2003

woke up with booger nose. damnit. haha grandpa watches shows about cooking and soap operas. he explained what was happening on days of our lives to lml. which she enjoyed. last time lml was at work, hungry like the wolf was playing and her coworker had never heard of duran duran. well how about tears for fears? nope. then just like heaven came on the radio. yea. didn't know who the cure was. have you been living under a rock?? what is wrong with you? come to find out he only lived through two years of the eighties and lml felt old about being from the 80s for the first time ever. she also felt creepy having thought this boy had pretty eyes. fifteen, fifteen!! ugh. think it may be time for lml to get a bowie album. listening to golden years on the radio and is most enjoyable. ahh thom attack! lml falls into coma like state.

las mamacitas - 4:48 PM

Monday, September 22, 2003

lml awards five stars to this article that posed the question: "what would a fifth grader draw when forced to listen to radiohead?" superb.

just got two rolls of pictures back, of me old house :( they're still nice though. good thing the camara lml is using for photo doesn't have a problem with parallax! oh such big words. who said you don't learn anything in college. got me a pic of me heather and a giant plastic cow. thought we'd lost it. huzzah!

las mamacitas - 11:45 PM

yar i be too dumb for me class of reading! grammar can bite me plexiglass pegleg.

um, i hate being a fucking romantic. it's ruining my life. nothing ever turns out as good as you planned. all those cheesy ass movies ruined lml. cause just when you think everything is so perfect and simple, you realize that this is the real world and nothing comes easy. nothing. and all that played through your mind was a dream.

las mamacitas - 12:36 PM

Sunday, September 21, 2003

went bowling last night, grandma's bowling ball sure packs a punch. she musta lifted weights cause who woulda thought an old lady would have a ball that heavy. anyway lml won and there was much feasting and rejoicing. then we watched playing by heart, which is very good and made lml cry on numerous occasions. plus every actor ever is in it. well not really, but sean connery is, and that's really everyone that matters isn't it?

las mamacitas - 12:27 PM