the misadventures of las mamacitas

fell into some sort of strange band geek vortex last night. went to see the purple regiment perform because ashley's little brother was in it. so sad that lml still knew all the drum cadences and the entirety of the fight song. creeparific. baker tried to get us to leave our place of conversation as we were "blocking foot traffic." hey man, i'm 20 years old and you can't tell me what to do anymore ya fuckass! smitty looked real skinny and that was weird. he wants to come see our band. eek! saw terminator 3 again as is hilarious. at their sleep overs the terminators like to have uurinal fights

las mamacitas - 4:38 PM

made from the best stuff on earth. read the adventures of a crazy man stealing fruit from his neighbor's backyards.

las mamacitas - 2:22 PM

Friday, September 19, 2003

yar! whilst stuffin me face i spotted a lad with a cape. "i'll be takin that from yas" says i. then the wee bastard kicked me in me shin and fled. bloodthirsty coward.

las mamacitas - 12:03 PM

Thursday, September 18, 2003

welcome to heaven. yes, oh yes, there is now such a place as a "gourmet grilled cheese eatery." it is located right here in our lovely capital of denver. "dear god how can this be true??" you ask, "well," lml answers, "it just can." on her next visit to Denver you may be assured lml will find all that is within her power to partake in the gloriousness that is chedd's, found at the juncture of 19th and pearl. excellent.

haven't looked into it too much, but it seems like this guy kucinich may have some pretty kick ass ideas. if she is wrong you may fire at will and shoot down said battleship. just happened upon it.

las mamacitas - 10:33 PM

go to the aforementioned girl squad issue and click on the "o" in "it's over!" and if you would like futher amusement, feel free to rewatch number one and click on the grave to the right. yea!

las mamacitas - 3:30 PM

lml just saw the new postal service video on fuse and it was adorable! yay! don't know why, but for some reason the name of this hurricane sounds like the name of the office bitch. duh dh daaaa! ex- "what happened to the board room?" (chairs knocked over, files strewn all over the floor, pencils in the ceos eyes, haha, no..) -"oh, it's just hurricane isabel." "mmm"
what a bitch.

las mamacitas - 12:02 PM

Wednesday, September 17, 2003

arrrr! i be mad mary flint an i've come for me share of the booty. just try ta cross me scallywag, i'll be all over yas like maggots on the rotting carcus of a british general.

las mamacitas - 11:23 PM

lml just realized today she is an incredibly stubborn person. especially when it comes to getting critiqued on something she's done (painting, acting etc..) damn. she should really change that. got all pissed off about absolutly nothing. lame.

las mamacitas - 12:29 PM

Tuesday, September 16, 2003

PREPAID LUNCH!!

yes!!!! teen girl squad #4!!!

guess what? i met a possum. no i didn't really, but it was fun to say so.

las mamacitas - 11:42 PM

she does not know how it got here, or whence it came, but the chocolate cake will be consumed. oh yes, it will be consumed.

choc-o-late caaakkkkeee (insert forbidden doughnut noise)

yes!! it has cherry filing layer!!! too bad you aren't eating this! haha! i win!

las mamacitas - 12:21 PM

so um, mdf has freaky mind powers!! she had a dream on thursday where jude law told her that people called him dave, but she thought it was just loopy dream banter. behold the magical powers of mdf! creeparific no? si!
lml is ashamed to say this, but she actually likes the beginning of the new *coughs, linkin park song. (and lml sobs) admit it to yourself, the intro is really fucking cool! then those assholes have to come in with their crappy rap singing and ruin it. lml has to go now and hide herself in a closet.

las mamacitas - 11:38 AM