the misadventures of las mamacitas

fun from the desk...who wants a picture of lml from elementary school? one of those wallet pictures in front of the blue screen that you traded with your friends. it looks like she seems to be missing her left front tooth. let her know and she will personally ship it to your place of residence. don't everybody shout out at once now. hehe

las mamacitas - 11:48 PM

best weezer lyric ever:
everyone's a little queer, oh can't she be a little straight?

no. the answer is no, rivers.

poor rivers. he's crazy. nothing to post. work blows cause lml is getting sent home early right and left. yarg.

in addition: lml listens to pop music? on the pop radio station at work she heard; phantom planet, doves and travis in the regular old mix with avril lalame and nsuck. damnit.

las mamacitas - 10:58 PM

hi my name's the edge, and i always use the same distortion on my guitar.

yay, radiohead was number five on the "22 greatest bands" on m2. too bad oasis was there too, but they were only 17th. damn wanks. bono bono bono wrote a movie called the million dollar hotel. saw a documentary on it a few days ago and it looked cute, then lml got on the internet and realized everyone thinks it sucked. too bad bono. too bad.

"we're gonna come and urinate on the stage and sing our testicles off"- jim breurer and his thoughts on guns and roses.
sha na na na na na na na KNEES kNEES! aahhhh! the cat just emerged from the depths of computer desk hell and scared the crap outta lml. what a slickery situation. hah.

las mamacitas - 4:53 PM

Thursday, September 04, 2003

haha here's somethin fun from the brady bunch haiku generator.

clad in black latex
carol barbecues her kids
the ritual starts

with a tortured scream
jan flings her phlegm at peter
a sudden blackout

final episode
jan performs an autopsy
fart stench fills the air

ever so gently
marsha karate chops jan
everything must die

excellent. and if that's not enough for you, here's some guy selling wads of paper. hooray for silly things.

las mamacitas - 6:35 PM

breaking down boxes and driving them to the recycling center is not fun. seeing a crazy bobbleheaded taco bell dog just like yours in another car is fun. first sighting ever. also the cat sits on her hand and she cannot move it. we never said that gato was the smartest of the bunch.

las mamacitas - 4:18 PM

lml's phone went on a treacherous voyage today...and lived!

stacking things atop your car whilst unloading leads to nothing but trouble. lml didn't realize this until after she had driven to the other side of town. alas, the gorillaz and elastica were lost at sea. when she searched for them, she found naught but a splintered jewel case. all is lost! she thought, two cds and a phone, lost to my stupidity. upon reaching her car again, ho ho! what's this? why the little fellow has somehow miraculously clung to a groove in the roof for the past 25 minutes or so and is petrified with terror. well not really, but he's safe and sound. furthermore, father found the cd sleeves and a battered gorrilaz cd so at least we can view them until we get a new copies. elastica was sucked into the vortex where socks go when they've been bad. what? eh who knows. already miss my buddies :(

las mamacitas - 12:50 AM

Tuesday, September 02, 2003

apparently, no one is eating out today. crap they're onto her! at least 4 people have told lml she's crazy in the period of 10 hours. color charts are lame. especially when they come with little whack ass pieces that you have to stick on by hand. ahhh.

las mamacitas - 10:55 PM

dat's bullcheet!! went to work for an hour and a half. if you didn't need the help, why the hell did you hire me? how is it that lml is making more money scooping ice cream where tipping is optional, compared to a sit down restaurant?? it makes no sense at all. would consider trying to find a different lunch time job, but that'll be close to impossible as we stood in line for 7 hours for this crappy one. hooray.

las mamacitas - 1:40 PM

Monday, September 01, 2003

it takes awhile to load, but here's the new radiohead video for go to sleep. is it just lml, or does thom look like a slack jawed yokel? that flower part at the start is totally rockin. excellent blend of audio/visual. bet they were in that club and they wore nerd glasses.

las mamacitas - 11:17 PM

Sunday, August 31, 2003

um, here's something odd. that guy steve who used to be on blue's clues has a band. they were just here on saturday at the bluebird i guess. they're not horrible, but it's weird cause i keep hearing him singing about mail and alll that. lml likes the fact the album's called songs for dustmites. that's cute. and exactly what one would expect from steve. haha. some guy at work told me he thought i was a good mixer. translation: now that i found out you're not in high school like all these other clowns, you're definitely snoggable. hehe. excellent. too bad he has woman eyes like boromir. if you scroll down on the steve site, there's this pic with him and a little girl..anybody else think he looks a tad like thom? freakish.

las mamacitas - 11:19 PM