the misadventures of las mamacitas

   
             
             
       
   
             
             
 

the misadventures of las mamacitas

 
             

   
 
 

Saturday, August 30, 2003

 
lml didn't believe anyone could have dreams more ADD than her's, but this kid takes the cake. best dream ever. anyone for some key lime pie?ha.

okay, no clue what the hell this blog says, but the clock thing that follows your cursor is the coolest thing i've ever seen ever!!! really, ever!

 
found a note on the ground yesterday. it reads as follows:

sonia yourn

garden burger w/ cheese
baked beans
chips
no drink

sure do hope she got to enjoy this delectible dinner, even though her order was lost. one of works called and asked if lml would mind staying home due to overstaffing. she said sure, but was also sufficiently confused as she didn't think she was scheduled. now have to go down there and figure out what the hell's going on. "aw dang!" (said in voice of captain amazing aka. greg kinnear in mystery men. that part is hilarious!) best part of the entire movie, well besides that part where the evildoer attacks with his extra lenghty pinky fingernail. sorry crazy tangent. got to make cookieeds yesterday with jenny and visit 2 week old kitties. nice to see someone you haven't been around for about 6 months. crazy.


Thursday, August 28, 2003

 
what the hell is wrong with me aol email? seriously. first it wouldn't open for two weeks, then it worked yesterday and lml had 62 messages, (mostly about increasing the size of her hoo hoo dilly) and then today it has stopped working again. what a wanker! at least the internet is good enough to find the lyrics to duran duran's rio for her. oh yes we we've been practicing on a lovely cover of it and it'll kick your ass to next tuesday.


Wednesday, August 27, 2003

 
haha! the internet rules and someone has already written up the setlist, which means no thinkin for me!
. There there
. 2 + 2 = 5
. Lucky
. Myxamatosis
. Kid A
. Scatterbrain
. Backdrifts
. Sail to the moon
. My Iron Lung
. Talk Show Host
. Where I End and You Begin
. Paranoid Android
. Idioteque
. Subterranean Homesick Alien
. Exit Music (for a Film)
. The National Anthem
. Sit Down, Stand Up

encore1
. We Suck Young Blood
. Punch Up at a Wedding
. Go To Sleep
. Karma Police

encore2
. No Surprises
. Big Ideas
. Everything in its Right Place

overall, a fucking amazing show. i of course, was rocking out of control and i think the lady next to me seemed a little freaked out. the fear was probably worsened when i said "fuck you. shutup." when people were clapping before the end of sail to the moon. why don't people understand you clap after a song is entirely finished?! dear god those chords at the end make me keel over, why wouldn't you want to hear them? dumbasses. they put a whole lot of rockers in a row after that and i about died from dancin too much. talk show host is seriously one of the most amazing songs ever live. damn. but this i already knew. everything new was unbelievably tight and rockin. all the old favs were gorgeous as well, but it was sad that there was only one song off the bends. kid a sounded really weird not being distorted, and i was kinda freaked out, yet still...enjoyable. i also loved the fact that the lights flickered in unison with my favorite part near the end of paranoid android. it's this weird little note that you can barely hear, but it kicks so much heiny! basically it goes wa-na-na-na-na, and i air turntable with them. excellent. moving on, it was entirely silent during exit music, and you could hear the person next to you breathing. i felt like i was gonna fall over because i couldn't breathe anymore and listened to a lot of it halfway in a crouch. and then those perfect drums kicked in and all was well with the world. the encores were lovely. everyone clapped to we suck young blood, and then thom led us all in a sing along at the end pf karma police. also lovely. no surprises was tip top and has become my new most favorite song live. totally wasn't expecting big ideas, and thom's voice about killed me. god i love them. at the end of the show, "forever" kept scrolling in lights across the back, and this pleased me. mdf and i decided we could learn to love johnny, as he is an attractive man, plus he has magical guitar fingers. we also decide they should've scrolled "radiohead forever" with the horns on either side. yes. oh this will not be the last time i see this band. no no. and someday i will meet them and colin and i will be instant friends because we are both such goobers. :)

 
ew! the dog's got worm! and he won't stop dragging his ass on the carpet. horrendous. thought you would like to know how to fix things an such. cause lml sure didn't know all the ligistics. what's that? did i hear you know have 12 credits? SI. usted tiene todo correcto. fantastico.

 
damn, radiohead sure cooks up a mean cup a jo.

thom danced behind the microphone. thom danced his way to the piano. then he danced his way to the edge of the stage and moved about like a monkey on speed bananas.
this pleased us.

tomorrow, when things are sorted out, we will post the setlist, to the best of our memory. all i can say is "efe you see kay." tell her she's a dirty ho. hahaha. no it was good. better than good. and now time for sleepy sleep. damn you unc!!


Tuesday, August 26, 2003

 
Holy shit. The nameless mamacita is still alive. She has been hiding for a long time in California. She is home!!!! HAZAAA!! She has relized how much she does, in fact, belong on the coastline. Being near the crashing waves and AWAY from the West Nile makes her little heart go all a'flutter. The nameless mamacita misses her other mamacitas very much. Now that she isn't living in a town that smells like cowshit, she is a much happier, carefree individual. The nameless mamacita has thought of a name ... la mamacita de la mer. The mamacita of the sea. It may sound lame to those land-locked in Colorado, but anyone who has spent any significant amount of time at the beach will understand. Time to go. Time to get dressed. Best at your concert ladies!!!! Later. LMDLM

 
if closing itself wasn't bad enough, uh yea, we're gonna need you to stay late tonight and meticulously clean everything before the health dept comes tomorrow. ggrreeeaattt. lml's arms are fatigued from all the scrubbing. that was one dirty mofo, and if those hos don't keep it clean weese gonna kick der asses. boy howdy. tomorrow better rock or they'll be hell to pay. no worries, of course it will.


Monday, August 25, 2003

 
it is decided, lml's student id card is an abbhorence. hooray we just overheard this is the worst county in the country for west nile. wonderful. another reason to love this lovely town. so we've moved from one computer lab to another because that's where this is class is. little sick of the internet we are but all is well as the force is with us. haha that guy just checked her out. wait a sec, make that two. naptime. damnit, i hate not being able to fart in public.

 
what are YOU doing here?! this is what lml has heard all morning long. the answer: she's come to college to get some knowledge, because her parents have forced her by knife point. hehe. this keyboard is really fucking loud. plus lml is in a computer lab where everything else is dead silent. yay. no want to workie. ugh. only had to buy three books so far. wee. 113 less dollars for lml. probably will post later when the world is more interesting. oh, saw some guy leading his little kid around by his hand so he wouldn't fall down, which was cute, but made 50% more adorable once realized that daddy had bright purple hair. haha.


Sunday, August 24, 2003

 
hey school,
nobody likes you. your hair looks like an electrocuted poodle died on your head and well, your free throws leave something to be desired. oh yea, and you smell like the trash behind "round the corner." so why don't you do us all a favor; take your ball and go home.
signed,
everyone.

 

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