the misadventures of las mamacitas

   
             
             
       
   
             
             
 

the misadventures of las mamacitas

 
             

   
 
 

Saturday, August 16, 2003

 
dear controller of the universe/fate,

THANKYOU SO DAMN MUCH!!

and we have success. yes, oh yes it's true, lml now holds two tickets in row 24 for the radiohead red rocks show. she is about to pee herself with joy. glad that my last night in my room will be a happy one, even if i do have to sleep with frozen peas on my foot :)

 
work aol work damn you!!!! why do i get the feeling that i'm bei9ng royally screwed here joe???? ahh!!! come on you lame ass!! please for the love of god!

 
ladies and gentlemen, i've broken my toe.

and it's the last night i'll ever spend in the house that's been home my entire life.

for some reason, i felt like i was doogie howser just now. ha.


Thursday, August 14, 2003

 
do not worry kids. lml has a plan, a very devious plan. and hopefully it will not cost her too much money. you may not know the details because the plan is such a delicate thing, kind of like a sand dollar or a slice of paper thin chocolate. mmm chocolate. cheers then.

 
here is i.

watching the world go by. not really living. ugh. manet is fucking amazing.
the cat is drooling on my arm. vomitous.



Tuesday, August 12, 2003

 
and we continue with the pessimism.

something else lml does not like...that part on ticketmaster where you have to type in the word. the page that lost our radiohead tickets. in addition, why does it have to be such a test of skill? type the word as it appears in the box huh? sometimes you can't even tell what the hell it's trying to spell. are some of those even words? why do they have to look like they're on acid? do they want me to miss out on tickets? because if i can't figure it out, it makes me try again. by this time, the entire concert has been sold out to those smart enough to have used a phone or magical ticket powers. yarg. it is decided that the british lady did an excellent job on ze haircut. cheers.

oh and arnold is winning. HA!

-la mamacita loca

 
one more addition...

addendum 3: "pee-can." it's PECAN you mofo.

yea that's it. some kid at work had awful b.o that smelled like enchiladas. disgusting.


Monday, August 11, 2003

 
additions to the "words lml detests"' list.

addendum 1: ma'am. this word is just plain annoying. hey everyone, stop trying to get my attention with it, especially at work because it makes me not want to help you. especially when said several times in succession. why is it even still around? oh and it's cousin "sir" too. do you see anybody whose been knighted around these parts? elton john? walter raleigh? his can? no? thought not.

addendum 2: won't even bring myself to write this one but, "cl*t" yea, disgusting. eww it's creepy like today when lml accidentally touched a spider egg sag thinking it was a bit of paper towel. ew ew ew. now cunt, that's acceptable, even humorus but the aforementioned is just too much.

seem to be using lengthy words that begin with "a" in our vocabulary today. ha. mmm. got haircut from a british lady today named marion. it was lovely. also went to the podiatrist (for the medically untrained=foot doctor) and payed 90 bucks for him to shove a piece of cotton under my toenail. also lovely.


Sunday, August 10, 2003

 
hey you. no smorking! that's right we won't take any of your smorking around here.

so yesterday. lml and rachel had an adventure. thought we were just going to a show at someplace called the "hipster halfway house." must be new we thought as we had never heard of it before. it did sound kinda like the name for a venue in a movie that mocked emo kids. oh those poor emos. anyway, we get a little lost, but finally find the address, realizing this is no venue, but a warehouse some guy has put couches, twinkly christmas lights and a sound system in. which of course totally kicked ass, no matter how unexciting the show turned out to be. we sat on this crazy couch, the kind that's so low to the floor that your knees end up higher than the rest of you and you might as well be sitting on the floor. yea. and this girl was talkin to us. "what do indie rock boys eat? are they fed nothing but lentils? and how would it feel to be the token fat kid?" she wondered aloud. lml sure didn't know but she had a good laugh. after the first band, came the second, which was black black ocean. and they were wonderful. in the same wonderful manner of whirlwind heat. their guitarist had these crazy rubber legs and they moved of their own accord. during the third song his legs seemed to be moving his little hiney towards us and we were confused, and suddenly he was sitting on the couch between us playing his crazy legged heart out. and we were pleased. and giggly. good show. good show. the last band was so bad we couldn't get through one song, and exited the premises. and that my friends was the thrilling denver warehouse hipster crazy legged adventure. yes.

you ahould check out the sun because they are awesome. and their video for carry it all makes lml *giggle like a little girl. yes, and listen to that song cause it rocks.

(*=must be said in a french accent)

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