the misadventures of las mamacitas

   
             
             
       
   
             
             
 

the misadventures of las mamacitas

 
             

   
 
 

Saturday, August 02, 2003

 
you know what'll be fun? when lml can't hold plates at work because she's been playing guitar all day. damnit. my blood hurts. as well as my toe. lml decided you should check out the band longwave cause they're cool in an echo and the bunnymen/strokes sort of way. plus she got their brand new cd for 2 whole bucks at the finest because someone's a dumbass. haha! take that! time to brush teeth and put on a fancy tie. hooray.
-lml


Friday, August 01, 2003

 
oy, your art is shite, and you have to take all your classes over. your portfolio didn't have enough diverse subjects/media. erm...how can you get more diverse than a rhinoceros, people, shoes, fruit, texture collage etc etc. and it's not like we only used graphite. you my friend, can bite my ass. about to have yet another fucking breakdown and am desperately tired of dealing with this.
-lml


Wednesday, July 30, 2003

 
SI! the first time on a mac in about 3 months. oh how lml has missed you. presently she is typing in the basement of the lory student center. how d. went to ask friend of parent's (i.e. art professor) about things in the mail that did not compute, and to take lovely portfolio for a viewing. little did she know she was about to be trapped in an evil orientation death hole! iiiiiieeeeeeee!! haha someone over there is watching that stupid show that had erkel in it. the theme song was so horrible! it makes you want to scoop out your on eyeballs with a spoon and choke on them so as to avoid living in its vicinity. or you could just laugh i suppose. yes anyway, am ditching "break out" sessions about finance and living off campus. get to live in the parent's basement now so who the fuck cares. damnit still have 25 minutes to kill. obnoxious. lml forgot there was a subway down here. the ramskellar makes us sad cause the last time we was in it, the tinks was playing, and it was the first time she ever saw them rock it. aww dang. 200 cigarettes is fucking hilarious, and lml had never realized that. or maybe she was just real tired last night. martha plimpton should be your new god(dess) how can you go wrong in life with a last name like that? hey go to this and click on the "notes" section. the first entry is bound to spurn an "awww" from your vocal chords. qucik note to little boy who used to own my second hand shirt-- i do believe you may have some stanky b.o. my armpits don't smell when i take it off, but they sure do when i have it on. maybe you should become some kind of superhero fighting evil with your all encompassing stench. or not.
-lml


Tuesday, July 29, 2003

 
nice when ya have a day off and no one will hang out with you. and for this, lml is sitting alone watching the real world. ugh. too much drama! and where is the little scottish gay boy? he only seems to get about 30 seconds per episode. come on now, don't you know he should be your adorable selling point?! fools!


Monday, July 28, 2003

 
doubled over with convulsions of laughter as lml turned on the computer to discover her father had changed the wallpaper, and it appears as though the terminator is about to kick my ass to next saturday. or just kill me until i'm good and dead. one of the two.
a lady came in to work today and we had to fix her ice cream on a platter because she couldn't let her food touch any banana whatsoever or in 30 minutes she would go into anaphalactic (you try to spell that) shock and die. how awful is that! having to spend your entire life fearing the banana. good thing she wasn't born as a chimp.
ugh ate far too much today and an now going to watch donnie darko just because i can. so there. you rapskalian. ha.


Sunday, July 27, 2003

 
yesterday a bird shat on my leg. lml was powerless as there was a baby sitting on her. she abruptly cursed the oppressor and shook her fist in its general direction (that being up of course.) also, she almost died by choking on a lemon whose juice went down the wrong pipe. she wanted to cough and wheeze, but the baby would have been pissed. to make matters worse, an icy cold bottle of water sat in her lap as well, but happened to be contaminated with little person back wash. hooray!! don't worry, she is still here, her throat was just real tingly for awhile. oh and she is now 20. mmm. cheers.

-lml
 

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