the misadventures of las mamacitas

i require a cutting device.....because Terminator 3 is the greatest!!! arnold's witty(?) remarks caused lml to giggle like a little school girl!! hilarious! also the new john conner is not so bad on the eyes. and how could you not like claire danes?? lml was a bit skeptical, but with this glorious script, she may have to invest in it someday. in fact, it may be time to invest in all the terminators. yes. TALK TO THE HAND!!! ahhhahahahahahaha!!!!

haha you don't get that cause you haven't seen the movie yet. haha~!
-lml out to have more fourth of july mischief.

las mamacitas - 4:33 PM

Thursday, July 03, 2003

what IS it??? if it weren't for DNA testing the world might never know. too bad DNA testing doesn't work to find how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop. damn. that owl guy sure is a shithead. three my ass! obviously they didn't teach him math in college....(to clarify, remember how he wore that graduation cap? or maybe lml made it up in her sleep. eh. ) get to work tonight now. everyone sure is lucky that lml is such a nice person. she has one more day to switch around, and then she will have an entirely different schedule than what she started with. if lml had a tape recorder, she would use it to sample the ice cream truck in a somg. it has a nice little ditty. would probably be totally rockin. too bad she doesn't have a tape recorder. too bad.

-la mamacita loca (glad to see you're alive an kickin lmp)

las mamacitas - 3:49 PM

Wednesday, July 02, 2003

la mamacita pequena returns:
well, life is busy. real fuckin busy. in the past month lmp has 1) moved 2) started a 40 hour work week with small hyperactive children that use her as a jungle gym 3) turned 20 4) gone to some rockin awesome concerts 5) seen some rockin awesome movies (ie secretary) 6) took an iq test and did pretty well, even surprised the test giver with her super fast lightning puzzle skillz . . . and that's about it. tune into next months blog, why don't ya?

las mamacitas - 6:00 PM

Tuesday, July 01, 2003

lml is so broke it's not even funny. she only made $52 this weekend. time to go sit in the dark and cry. must off to whore herself to an admissions department of yet another school she does not want to attend. ain't life grand?

las mamacitas - 1:57 PM

Monday, June 30, 2003

itsyerfemanimpaswhenyet,
itsyerfemanimpaswhenyet.
got a big (hooowaaa!) let me search it.

oh how i missed that song. work it missy, work it.
in the words of damon: yea, it's time for bed. sleepy well lil chillins

las mamacitas - 2:24 AM

Sunday, June 29, 2003

so full. ate massive lunch at the rio. ugh. was good tho. day is going alright, working on mdf's birthday present. which was over a week ago so that's fun. went looking at furniture with mi madre wee. went to boulder last night to hang with mdf's old work friends. saw something no one should ever ever be subjected to, and hope it will not ruin the rest of life. let's just say this real religious girl was taken to the porn store because she had never been exposed to "that." the stores were closed as it was 2 am, and new arrangements were made. it was horrible. horrible! and we all suffered. have to go to work soon. weehaw.

las mamacitas - 3:16 PM