yesterday was amazing. since there is not much of today so far, lml cannot judge it on the rad-o-meter, but it's lookin like yesterday was up in the "too hot to handle" zone. (that means it was extra red)

it started out like any other. lml was meandering around town on the frantic daily job hunt, and once again had no leads. aww yea. then lml and mdf rocked it with aaron the drummer. he's like that cool uncle you have, who's always hip to the kids and their complicated shoes. except that he doesn't wear shoes, and plays the drums barefoot, but enough of that. then lml and mdf enjoyed the tuna fish sandwich. soon afterwards, it was on. the mamacitas traveled across town to the house of rick the bassist and michael the other drummer (there are only two in this world you know.) what? you have a p.a.? you have monitors? in your living room? wha? yes you stupid dolt, stop asking these idiodic questions. and then there was rock. without a doubt, the mamacitas sounded the best they ever had. the other two were amazing musicians and since both duos had been rockin together for so long, it fused into magic. pure magic. we all agreed that it was definitely a good time, and that bob, the singer of their band is indeed an asshole, and yes, it is time for a change. plus they have all the connnections you could ask for. didn't lml tell you yesterday was amazing? bad thing is now the ball is in their court and they are getting back to us. good thing- lml and mdf now posess the knowledge that they can rock the fucking casbah, even if it doesn't work out with these two. damn. we basked in the glory for a few minutes until diana decided it was time for karioke at the starlight.
thus began the second half of a marvelous marvelous day. we sat for quite awhile trying to pick out songs for the embarassment fest, but it took a bit to find some we knew. soonafter, diana got up and kicked blind melon's "no rain." we jumped up and down in our enjoyment and all was well with the world. then the mamacitas took the stage and busted out the stray cat strut. and the audience was pleased with this endeavor, and much clapping was had. what's that? could it be ont of the most pee producing events of your life? yes. for an hour and a half or so, a little old man and his little old wife were sitting at a table in stealth. just like the man dressed in white of the japanese mafia simpsons episode, we all knew he was about to do something incredible. and then it happened. known as "crazy legs" to some, and "little old man" to mamacitas, he gave us a lovely rendition of that song from beetlejuice.. "shake shake shake senora, shake it all the time...." okay, i believe you.ya do have some crazy legs. they danced of their own accord throughout the ditty, and lml was doubled over with laughter. most definitely the funniest thing she's seen in months. then it was outside with the crew.
after taking the usual stroll around the square, they spotted him. "the hottest boy in all creation." well at least the hottest one of the day. they tailed him through the streets, but he was fast on his bike. good for the mamacitas that christina is so quick witted. after 30 minutes or so into the charade, she intercepted him and said, "excuse me, but i think you're very attractive." to this he giggled and we all ended up talking about music. diana and the mamacitas invited them to open mic night on thursday, so hopefully they will rock it reasonably well. we also must cross our fingers in hopes that bike boy will bring his hot emo friends like he said he would. who knows if he will remember, as he was a tad drunk. we also cross our fingers that said friends are older. he was just in high school and this was sad for us. no matter. he will be of legal age soon. hahaha.
oh my! it is late late late. lml went to bed at 2 am, and got up this morning for an interview at a singing ice cream place. how was that you ask? chock full of fifteen year old dorkuses. hooray! gonna go now as their is much to do today. adios!
-la mamacita loca