the misadventures of las mamacitas

did you ass clowns know your little buddies from ny are coming on july 7th to tulagi? or maybe lml just doesn't know how to listen. hooray for toys r us and wanting to set up an interview!! lml would just like to thank them for pulling her out of a small bout of depression. okay it wasn't that bad, but she was beginning to wonder if she had some kind of disease apparent to everyone but her. that'd be sad. hey things could be worse. bet ya didn't have to get up for an 8am dentist appointment and receive three brand new state-of-the-art fillings!!! yes!! lml is such a lucky bastard. tomorrow better rock. three times more than what lml usually considers rockable, because that's what the universe owes her. 3 fillings = 3 times more rock. yes. that's it then.

las mamacitas - 9:53 PM

Wednesday, May 28, 2003

the sea was angry that day my friends like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.
it was a very angry day. everyone was angry. lml is pissed as she still doesn't have a job. plus it was 8 thousand degrees in her motorized vehicle. why oh why did her parents spring for leather seats all those many years ago? today summed up in one conversation:

lml's father returns home from work
the cat: meow
the dad: DROP DEAD!!
lml tries in vain to muffle her laughter with a pillow

what's that? has pop culture hit rock bottom? oh yes, it's true. you've seen it with your own eyes. a romantic/musical/ball of shit/extravaganza of a movie starring the finalists of the first american idol is headed towards a theater near you. won't somebody please think of the children???? no. no they won't. oh and hey, heads up guy in the "i'm moving out of my college experience in my new hot wheels aka saturn" commercial- lml is on to you. you were in the mickey mouse club!! ha ha and you thought no one would remember. who is the most lame? a) you or b) lml for knowing of said abhorence. the answer is b everyone. B
-la mamacita loca

las mamacitas - 11:45 PM

Tuesday, May 27, 2003

old school = pure comedic genious. okay so it wasn't the funniest movie of all time, but it did cause lml to "old man laugh" in several places which, as we all know, means it musta been pretty damn good. and hey it only cost her two bucks! will ferrell i love ya forever.what else hmm... almost entirely finished writing the song that gives lml the chills when she plays it. spookville, usa. population, lml. what? that was lame. bought blade for 3 bucks! hooray. will have to watch it tomorrow as the lml is fading fast. must get up refreshed for another glorious day of job hunting. aw crap. this post sucked and the management doesn't blame you for complaining. we'll try to throw a few extra mints on your pillow as compensation.

las mamacitas - 12:20 AM