the misadventures of las mamacitas

   
             
             
       
   
             
             
 

the misadventures of las mamacitas

 
             

   
 
 

Friday, May 23, 2003

 
la mamacita pequena:
well, lmp is moving. and realized she should've invested more time and money into a teleporting device. and tortoises don't eat people, silly lml. and there is a fiesta with (hopefully if we can convince someone to bring some tequilla) margaritas. but virgin for lmp. you know how she likes those virgins.


Wednesday, May 21, 2003

 
ahhhhhhh taaaccckkkkk offfff thhheeee ANTS!! scroll down for a horrific saga of ant invasion. damned funny if i do say so maself. should probably do something more productive now. toodles
-ze crazy mamacita.

 
and the award goes to...
for the worst tv theme song ever: Enterprise!!!! (furious clapping as scott bakula runs up to the stage and thanks p diddy for presenting such a great award to him. p diddy is not as pleased and after an awkward hug, scoots away nervously.) caught my father watching this horrible piece of trash tonight. not dissing on the show, lml has never watched it, however that was some of the most vile music lml has ever heard. imagine if you will, the most horrible 80s hairband rock ballad you can think of and multiply the cheesefactor by 60 percent. yes my friends, it does exist, and it truly was that awful. split second decision: in the 5th layer of hell, you would search for a job throughout the rest of eternity, and the only music would be this shitty shitty song. obviously the job hunt is still not a success and lml is becoming a tad nervous. will our heroine ever find a job? will she fall into a deep hole and get eaten by ravenous tortoises? to find the answers to these compeling questions, tune in next week for more exciting adventures of la mamacita loca! bup ba dup bup bup bup ba!!

 
i am so creeped out. listening to my cd la la la la las when all the sudden the dvd drive on my computer decided to open by itself, and then so did the drive with the cd..and it was silent and i was scared. got the chills and it's really not a good time. paranoia paranoia everybody IS coming to get me!
lml signing out trembling with fear.


Tuesday, May 20, 2003

 
today may be quite possibly one of the greatest days ever as lml awoke to a happy surprise. at the top of every hour today, m2 is playing the video for there there. so far she has watched it about 5 times. eeee! she was also pleased to find that her father did in fact tape the 120 minutes hosted by blur a few months ago, and no longer holds anger towards him. no no, she wasn't really angry, just disappointed. but now everything is dandy so who cares?? music videos are awesome. especially when they tell the story of giant jars of peanut butter and jelly falling in love. they are running at each other with arms and legs flailing. jelly's parents (slices of bread) tried to stop them, but they all ended up smashing together and forming, you guessed it, a pb&j sandwich. and the guy from reggie and the full effect ate it. and lml giggled with delight. she hopes it is not he last time she watches such an ordeal. good think mdf isn't here. pink floyd is on the radio and she would be throwing a fit.


Sunday, May 18, 2003

 
yar maties tis sunday. oh it was so thrilling.
yesterday lml saw the matrix reloaded with rachel. oh keanu, ya haven't changed a bit. or maybe he has. was there a hint of, dare we say, "acting" going on? for shame. you know that stuff is bad for your health keanu, it makes you seem more intelligent. okay, that was a low blow. no keanu, you know you're a badass right? or should we say "alright," and shake our head like a hootchiemama when some lady asks us for a kiss. which was histerical. what was with the sex scene? seriously, so we get it they are having sex..does it really need to last for five minutes on screen? no. we did not go to the movies for a porno. also not pleased with the sexy dancing spliced into the scene. superfluous amount of nipples, and just plain lame. haha. nipples.
lets see today and part of yesterday, lml had the privledge of seeing people from junior high, and most of them she never wanted to see ever ever ever again. she was in this city wide children's choir through those lovely pre-teen years, and they had a 20year celebration concert now with 20% more alumni choir!! eee! choir kids are so damn fake. how bout you put on some more make up so ya look like a french whore and then walk around smiling at everyone with your fake plastic facial features. yay! sorry. junior high was not a good time. lml tried way to hard to fit in with the cool kids. it's only now she realizes she mos definitely cooler than them in every way shape and form. aww yea. it wasn't so bad though. some people are funny and lml spent plenty of the concert chortling at the antics of codd and downtown julie brown. especially when her sister overheard some comment about her being "too fucking hot to look at." this made lml giggle furiously as downtown is quite the goober. but as we all know, goobers are awesome, and don't you ever let someone tell you otherwise. YES!!! "gonna get myself connected" oh stereo mc's, you rock. and so does the radio.

hooters the goober signing off.
 

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