the misadventures of las mamacitas

ayer fue el cumpleano de la madre de lml. she is now 50. lml tried to get her to do the "i'm fifty!" liscensed joyologist leg kick, but she had no clue what was going on. sad. the family had dinner at "braddy's." once again, lml felt horrible for making fun of another mispronunced interpretation of her name for so many years. it was also odd because she had a horrendous urge to take white-out to all the extra d's on the menus. loopy. speaking of loopy, lml's mom seems to get that way after a few glasses of wine. she was giggling all night long. okay, not giggling. snort laughing. but that's just fine. the food was amazing! who knew that fried bananas with chile powder on them made such a damn good dessert? not this familia. that's fo sho.everything was going well until they made a comment that ripped out lml's heart and chucked it onto the table. much like the weirded out voodoo man on the indiana jones movie. eeeeewww. temple of doom indeed. we won't go into that though. tomorrow lml may travel to the 75 cent cd sale with dianer. paying less than a dollar rocks! unless it's for that 50 cent cd because she ain't rollin out another quarter for that shit yo. do not fear, lml would never buy 50cent's cd. she ain't never heard em.ahhh tired. oh oh got out of a final due to superhero strength grades and mother used the phrase "shut the fuck up" in front of her. tee hee!!!

las mamacitas - 10:58 PM

Friday, May 02, 2003

i want to be someone else or i'll explode.

las mamacitas - 11:14 PM

Thursday, May 01, 2003

today lml was greeted with a "great day to be a soldier handshake" from the crazy dutchman. does anybody want to argue with that? cause he's got a ruler to whack ya wit. not going to that class anymore makes lml sad. get to start packing up da shizit soon. she is a little worried as her mother's birthday is on friday and she has no clue what to get her. lml will now take a twenty minute nap. ahh sleepy sleep sleepy. it is so good to her.

las mamacitas - 12:30 PM

Wednesday, April 30, 2003

wha? what the fuck? the food in the dining hall was actually dare we say, "good" today. the end really must be coming. they hold off all year, and suddenly make a dinner that doesn't taste like cardboard. that way you'll remember about that one time it didn't suck and want to eat there next year. wankers! lml hates hates hates her vcr. it is a ho. and a floosy. flaunting itself all over town like that. no wonder mrs.gilroy is always spitting in lml's general direction. one super excellent event of today...lml walked back from west campus for the last time...ever. eeee time to paint.
-lml

las mamacitas - 6:02 PM

Tuesday, April 29, 2003

severing all contact with the world, internet included so the paper on punk rawk can be finished. afterwards celebratory moshing will commence. we will meet at 1 am, dress is casual, and yes liberty spikes are permitted. don't forget your chucks, and please, rsvp with a "fuck corporate america." unless you're a sissy la la, then just reply "hey, i'm attending your soiree"....yea, don't know how to spell that.ok, outz.
-lml

las mamacitas - 2:16 PM

sorry for talking in the first person and all, but i still seriously think lost souls is a damn damn good album. i discovered yesterday that it's super excellent to paint to. by far the best doves songs ever are still 'the man who told everything" and "cedar room." ahhh they make lml drool all over her shirt. she probably likes them so much because of that one line...i'm gonna get out of here.... ahh! and the sweet ass background singin in the second one. wow. will think i might just listen to this album all day. rediscovering your own cds fucking rocks!!!

las mamacitas - 11:46 AM

la mamacita pequena:
enjoyed a wonderful break last eve at the postal service show. left boulder in not such a great mood, but after seeing cex open, dear god could life get any better? *the postal service rocks like no otha, so check dem bad asses out* now imagine, if you can, a young woman, two months shy of her 20th birthday whom is 5'2", thin - but not skinny like those one girls, black hair, wearing the same jeans for probably the 9th time since they have been washed, in a baggy hoodie. okay, so it's me, lmp. now imagine for me a typical homeless man bothering some young men outside of the venue. so now that you have this visual image, say that homeless man, lost teeth and all, starts to make comments as lmp was waiting for the walky man cross walk guy to appear outside of the bluebird theatre so she could safely walk across the street. like (mind you this is in a drunken whisper, which turns out to be a scruffier louder than normal voice), "damn, she's got a nice ass!" so lmp's instincts are to cover her behind with one hand as she looks around in hopes to find another "nice ass" but no. the young men did ease the conversation over with, "yes, she does" prompting drunk homeless man to make gestures and describe my ass as "like the ones you always want to grab" and once realizing i've heard everything tells lmp "my you're one cute lady, with a very nice ass" and all lmp could say was "thank you" and give a slight smile before walky man came to the rescue.
oh, and check this shit out

las mamacitas - 12:58 AM

it's time for lml's list of the top vampire movies:

1. The Lost Boys.........................full of catch phrases to keep you quoting for ages, and a corey filled cast.plus, how can you go wrong with keifer?

2. Buffy the Vampire Slayer.......yes, the actual movie. it makes lml piddle in her pants just thinking about it. paul reubens and donald sutherland! are the sutherlands obsessed with the undead?

3. Interview With a Vampire.......dur, that's an obvious one. expertly crafted to make your flesh crawl to the opposite end of the room and do the foxtrot. oh, and it's chock full of hot, hot hot!!

4. Blade.......................................yes, it has horrible dialogue, but that is some hardcore slaying. you've got to hand it to him, wesley snipes is a badass.

5. Fright Night............................the cheesiest, cheapest budgeted vampire movie ever, and really how couldn't you love the fact that prince humperdink is the blood sucking fiend? oh, and evil ed gets the award for the "most annoying vampire in the history of vampires." his laugh is freakish!
it reminds lml of her own, and this terrifies her.

-that's one thing i never could stand about living in santa carla, all the damn vampires.

well said gramps. well said.

las mamacitas - 12:23 AM

Monday, April 28, 2003

and now, for your viewing pleasure, we present the prime number shitting bear!! oodelally, oodelally! golly, what a day.

las mamacitas - 6:43 PM

hooray for gay rob! this is yet another man named robert who happens to be gay. the total is now up to three. what is it with that name? anyway, today he put his hair up in little pigtails like bubbles on the powerpuff girls, and he was wearing these thick soled shoes with, oh yes, stylin acid washed jeans! lml wanted to give him a great big hug for lookin so adorable, but she doesn't really know him and he might bolt. today is hilarious. hoy es graciosisimo. lml is goin on about three hours of sleep, and she hasn't eaten anything of substance since yesterday. right before drawing class, she managed to lock herself out. awesome! we're not pissed about the events of today, for they make us giggle. at times, one can forget exactly how stupendous odelay is by beck. lml is at this very moment, "gettin her groove on." and yes, she is alone in the new pollution. eeeeee hee hee
-la mamacita loca

las mamacitas - 3:22 PM

Sunday, April 27, 2003

hey you! want to find out what your name means? then click here and find out. mine actually worked quite well for the most part:

Brady (old english)

~meaning~
broad island...?
~motivation~
motivated by tranquilty and peace....yea sure you betcha
~character~
a reliable person....mmmhmmm moving on
~feelings~
a joyful person.....well duh. thank you captain obvious
~intelligence~
has a creative mind....damn straight
~spiritual~
always takes the right path.....well alright! glad that's settled then
~nature~
noted for your frankness......yes sometimes, i'll give you that
~inherent~
demonstrates refinement........this one, correct me if I'm wrong here, but "hell no."

ok so i was wrong before about this name thing. it's not even close. it's a big ball of shite. haha oh must go start on paper before the day is gone. happy name hunting.
-lml

las mamacitas - 11:12 AM