the misadventures of las mamacitas

can't do anything.. don't care anymore. send help. roommate has kidney tumor. we are all psycho. finals ruining brain..maybe it's her spleen. she is not sure. strange creepy bump on rib area. do not want to write papers or do anything at all, it is far too beautimous outside to be confined to this freezing room.. ahhhhhh and lml is done, adios amigos. just like the ataris say, the radio still sucks. weep for us.

las mamacitas - 6:31 PM

Friday, April 25, 2003

was in the middle of writing, but got foiled by third eye blind blasting throught the walls. ha. whatever happened to those clowns anyway? the squirrels are fighting. wait no scratch that, it is time for humpin. they're at that stage where they like each other, but they are both so nervous they have resorted to stuffing their faces. that way no one will say anything stupid, and the opposite sex won't runaway screaming in terror. these two idiots can't keep their paws off each other. note: if you're a squirrel don't try to jump on another squirrel unless the branch is sturdy. fools. that was probably the male's fault. haha. back to eating, mabe she won't notice his lisp if he continues chewing. "i wish you'd step back from that ledge my friend," says one squirrel to the other, that way the experience will be more enjoyable for both of us. haha ok lml is done. i want you to know everyones got two faced down? with demons. maybe today, we could put the past away. third eye blind you are hysterical. can i graduate? no lml. you are only a sophmore. aw crap. we is gonna turn on somethin else now, so we can't hear it, ahh that's better. think it's time to go. must attend bitch class soon. ugh.

las mamacitas - 12:28 PM

oh my gawd... adrienne found the greatest thing ever! lml has suffuciently lost control of her bladder.

las mamacitas - 12:05 AM

Thursday, April 24, 2003

la mamacita pequena:
well, lml, this week for lmp has been like a bad case of the chicken pox (lmp uses this example because her brother does indeed have them) but anyways, it started out slow, a few little itches here and there, and before you know it you're down for the count in bed with a horrendous fever and itching on every inch of your body. the itching and fever being the shit loads of shitty shit lmp had to do this week. a test today, attempting to get fingerprinted twice this week, two major art projects due on monday, everyone's birthday falling in the same three days, signing a lease, and did i mention work? lmp has to work 9 hours tomorrow after three hours of class! damn the man. damn him. so very sorry lml, things will get better and chatting will begin. like right now, because you are calling me.

las mamacitas - 10:24 PM

lml has been listening to nothing but blur and radiohead all day, oh ok there was one beatles cd in there, but can you blame her? whilst constructing a rather phallic looking "boom mic" out of foam for a prop, she finally heard it. there, there. it was playing on the radio and she couldn't quite figure out what band it was. about fifteen seconds in, she realized and almost dropped a pair of scissors on her toe. oh my it was beyond words. cannot wait to hear it again. she was thinking about what an amazing amount of will power she has by not listening to more than 1 song of the leaked version. perhaps she deserves a medal. researching is rotting her brain. lucky for her, more due dates have been postponed and it will be easy to kick ass. just littke time for sleep or living in general, but do get to watch three movies because hey, a paper has to be written on them. excellent. too bad they will all be incredibly violent and emotionally draining. oof. lmp, the date my sis thing was hilarious. speaking of lmp, where the hell did you guys go? when lml goes under a lot of stress, she has little to no attention span and desperately needs to talk sometimes. seriously, help a girl out while she's down. jeez. yesterday, lml had to make a stack of fake mail for props and evy meara received a letter from one lacy oondies. thank you. thank you very much.
this is lml signing off, hopeful that someone will acknowledge her existence.

las mamacitas - 9:53 PM

found this which makes poetry from your website.
here is ours:

Untitled Document canEdit = new song is freezin balls! yes
you quicker than she really
do dear god
this stupid girl started
talking about her it was marvelous. that
song is it, quite funny
to the tv
is comparatively quite lovely. mmm ta
dance to our tinky friends: for finals right
when listened
to be excited to be
clinic or something yes, my children she
could work on
uncomfy railings that caused phantom
ass crap. teachers suck when
she has many reasons why. le
sigh.
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las mamacitas - 9:23 AM

Wednesday, April 23, 2003

it has been raining since 10:30 this morning. that is a lengthy amount of time my friends. good thing lml likes rain or she'd be bitchy like everyone else. note: amount of posts is in direct proportion to unrest due to the end of the semester. researching for papers is not exciting. no homework this week but tons due next week, which makes it increasingly difficult to stay on task. only want to sleep and play guitar, oh and watch the simpsons. yarg. want to get out of here so bad but can't yet. drives lml insane it does. should go and read more. think of lml while you're having fun. she wishes she could be there.
-lml

las mamacitas - 11:01 PM

lml is listening to queen in a giddy fashion as she is no longer sopping wet. pajama time began at 6:40 tonight, and it is rather comfy. too bad there is much research to do and other lame ass crap. teachers suck when they pretty much direct a comment at you, but somehow present it to the whole class as if you are the worst person in the world. such as this one, "you guys should make sure you are using class time wisely, i noticed a few of you (enter sideways glance in lml's direction,) seemed to be using monday as a social hour." so, you have a problem with me? why don't you come up and say it because no one else gives a damn. thank you very much bitchy drawing professor. won't you be excited when all the student course evaluations come in and you realize nobody likes you. oh i won't cry for you. i wouldn't even cry if my name was argentina. what? yea sorry who knows. gonna go read now. yarf.
-lml

las mamacitas - 7:31 PM

it is raining and hailing. in addition, as lml's roommate heather would say, "it is freezin balls!" yes it certainly is. at times like these, lml enjoys listening to rainy day cds such as the man who by travis, and watching the rain fall outside her window. wonder if all the squirrels that live in the tree outside are extremely cold? poor little fellas. going to lay in bed now listening to the musica and the rain. adios

las mamacitas - 11:40 AM

Tuesday, April 22, 2003

la mamacita pequena returns!
ahh, lo mio amici! lmp is back! that lite brite thing fucking rules! when lmp is done with finals, she will play with that for a very long time. but as for now, lmp has been taking personality tests, and visiting thespark.com. every once in awhile, lmp returns to this site after many months of hiatus and discovers more laughs than she can handle. such as the date my sister project. go on, and while you're at it, wander around a bit. you're sure to find some wicked awesome quizzes and advice. lmp swears it's worth your time. and in other news, lmp's younger bro, mike, might have the chicken pox. after having a daycare run in the same household as he's grown up in for 15 years and his very own sister (lmp) getting the chicken pox twice (2x's) , magically he gets the pox when he's alone at home.

las mamacitas - 11:46 PM

due to a tummy ache this morning and itchy throat feelings, we is believing we is sick. great. just in time for finals right when we needs it. we has decided to take a few more notes for papers and then it is goonie watchin time. yes!
-lml

las mamacitas - 11:05 PM

do you like lite brites? hmmm? well if ya do then there ya are

sitting in the dark looking out the window and waiting for the rain to come. fitting that paranoid android just started playing. mmm ok computer.paranoid android is like a piece of classical music, it has so many sections that it blows lml's mind. ugh, one of the best songs ever is coming..exit music for a film. today lml was telling someone about her band plans and this stupid girl started talking about her "anime goth electro crap band." or something like that. yea, i've heard your voice and it makes lml want to poke her own eyes out. good luck with all that though. and in come the drums. and you can laugh, a spineless laugh. we hope your rules and wisdom choke you. we sure do. dear god this song is amazing. it's so great when you've listened to something thousands of times and re realize how fucking great it is. ahh!

why don't i have a cuddle buddy?
-la mamacita loca

las mamacitas - 7:41 PM

Monday, April 21, 2003

we are having difficulties with the posting. ah......ugh. lml just pulled "sneeze face" for about 50 seconds and nothing happened. damnit, cause sneezing is awesome. listening to sleeper are we? why yes we are. talking to emily in the seattle as well yes we is. this weekend fucking rocked. it rocked like there was no tomorrow, but don't fret, it came anyway. ze song "this mess we're in" by pj harvey and thom is glorious.
the parents do not hate their child. she is crazy, but they don't think the idea is totally insane. to which lml says tallyho!! so you're quitting school to be in a band that doesn't even exist yet? yes. you gots a problem wit that cause we'll stick snoop on yo ass. we jus calls him up and leaves a message fo "p. o. mighty snoop dogg," and he will be on you quicker than teddy the humpin dog is on yo leg. which, is comparatively quite fast.
to our tinky friends: whoa, that was some hardcore rockin! definitely one of yer best shows. we woulda rocked harder but we were forced to sit on uncomfy railings that caused phantom ass pains. we are very proud of our little friend kenny for singin all by hisself. it sounded beautiful. which is a polar opposite to adam's rendition of "complicated," but hey, you definitely succeeded in creating peals of laughter. correction, peals of fucking killer laughter. the mamacitas are forlorn about you leaving, but you will be back soon :) oh, big sorry to everyone at the show who had to watch lml dance to bombs over baghdad. sometimes ya just gots ta dance the crazies out. erm not much else. forrest and craig are lameasses and lml hopes she never sees them again! should probably start doing something. yes, something in general as lml has accomplished zilch since 3pm. ha ha. zilch. mmm

-la mamacitas loca que vive en la ciudad con olor malo.

las mamacitas - 10:05 PM