the misadventures of las mamacitas

la mamacita pequena:
it has been a strange bunch of wonderful days my friends. show last night (consisting of vendetta red, a static lullaby and lmp's two favorites of the night onelinedrawing and the movielife) was fuckin awesome. lmp has only left a few shows feeling as happy as she did when she left this one. maybe it was all the people who came up and talked to her? maybe it was the extra songs in the pow wow? or it could just be all of the hugs that were dished out without even asking or offering? work = not so much fun. and a story that is too disturbing to post, but will be indulged in later. just remind lmp. she will give you the dish. instead of scoop. but yes, lmp believes that is a long enough post, for now.

las mamacitas - 9:00 PM

Friday, March 28, 2003

troubles a brewin'. perhaps we shall see an oaf brawl! these days, everyone who's anyone would like to be called an oaf. they are happening in a far out way.

las mamacitas - 11:18 AM

check dis out, a band of oafs! they look like oafs too, check out their pictures section. vive le rock! here is a person confused about the subject of oafs, and another who believes they are aliens. if you would like a little more schooling on the subject, read this book king of the oafs. lml might have to pick one up for herself.

las mamacitas - 11:12 AM

fuck. frida is amazing. lml highly recommends the movie frida to you on this the 27th of March, 2003. the story rocks may ass off, the soundtrack is beautiful and it is visually stunning. there have been few movies that make lml switch from laughing to crying numerous times. this is one of them. if ya like art, or you're an artist of any kind, you must see it. what a fucking great way to end the day.
gurp the fish is freaky. every couple of days he ends up either on his back with his tummy at water level, or on his side. just lying there immoveable and i imagine he is probably drooling. if you hit the side of his bowl, he tries to right himself as if to say "no. i'm not dying. why would you get such an absurd idea in your head?" this has happened several times, yet he is still kicking. lml has deciphered that for some reason, when mr. gurp has to poo, it puts his equilibrium off balance. cause everytime he's better again, there's a little present left in the water. and today he was trailing the evidence for several hours. sorry. you don't want to know about fish bowel movements. it's just kinda funny. what if every time you had to poo, you just couldn't walk or even stand? there you are lying in a coma state on the sidewalk.. "oh gee, i know what you have to do," say the passersby. don't even help you up. assholes.
-lml

las mamacitas - 12:07 AM

Thursday, March 27, 2003

la mamacita pequena:
sorry it has been awhile. but it appears as though la mamacita loca has been doing enough blogging for everyone. my thanks to you. well, it was a full day. of cleaning and working. and lmp lived through it. and she also has a place to live this summer. with a fuckin awesome bathtub. that's right, a bathtub. it has been almost 2 years now since lmp has lived in a place with a bathtub fit for bath-tubing. hah. that looks like the intertube kind. instead of tub. but not so much. anywayz, the lease was signed, the key was passed on, and starting in april/may lmp will be hurridly preparing for finals and moving into her new crib. now she and ldf just have to find a rockin pad for next year. well, it's off to do some more cleaning and then sleeping. for there is more lifeguarding to be done tomorrow morning. ciao!

las mamacitas - 11:19 PM

Wednesday, March 26, 2003

vienteseis de marzo
THESE are rad and comical. lml and mdf will jam in just a few short hours. hooray!! also hooray for not having homework this week for the first time all semester.

las mamacitas - 11:56 AM

Tuesday, March 25, 2003

oh yea, exactly three months from today lml will turn 20. it's weird how no one wants to be 20, yet 21, now that's a different story. then they don't really want to age past that. don't know what we thinks of 20. hmm. tried to make a cd tonight but it took several hours just to get all the songs. an obnoxious task. perhaps lml will finally burn it. the first time lml heard the term "burning" she freaked out because she thought they were putting a lighter to their cds. then she felt like a dumbass. this weekend, dustin decided that the word "term" is so general it's not specific enough to be a word. post contemplation, lml determined she hates term. unless it is used by british people. that's my story and i'm stickin to it.

las mamacitas - 11:51 PM

ya know what's fun? when you think something is due and you rush to finish it and then you realize you didn't have to. at least it is done. screw you food! lml enjoyed how she got to her first amnesty international meeting and discovered there were only 7 members, which was kinda sad, but it was still a good time. its nice to help other people...a warm fuzzy if you will. simpsons how i love thee. supernintendo chamers. excellent.

las mamacitas - 11:38 PM

Monday, March 24, 2003

pictures in the newspaper make me cry. i fucking hate war.
coldplay is like a nice glow in the dark bandaid, as opposed to the ugly brown one lml put on her hand this afternoon following an accident with an exacto knife. uneasy feeling in the tummy, getting glimses into suffering and i don't like it. think i'll go to bed as everything is making me nauseous.
-lml
i fear i post too often. does this make me a loser? i do not care.

las mamacitas - 11:44 PM

um how bout you give a presentation on how latin food has affected american culture? yea, that's a little broad. good thing it's only five minutes long. that way, ya really don't have to say too much. did you know that Dove Creek, Colorado is the pinto bean capital of the world? neither did lml. in regards to mole:

"The chocolate, flavored with cinnamon, almonds and vanilla, provides a richness to the sauce without adding a cloyingly sweet aftertaste."
what the hell does "cloyingly" mean?
answer: cloy (kloi)- to cause distaste or disgust by supplying with too much of something originally pleasant especially something rich or sweet.

big thanks to dictionary.com for teaching lml something new today. excellent. lml is excited to see frida on thursday and hopes it kicks ass. that painting 'the two fridas' is kinda creepy, but she likes it anyway, the blue sky that poked through the dreary clouds today gave lml a good feeling, like that travis song. even though the world is a crazy place right now, it's still wonderful to be living at all. at this moment lml is listening to the new beck cd, you were right mdf, it is muy triste. can't tell if we likes it yet. lml and her precious think that maybes we do. it is beautiful and not at all tricksy, wicked or false.

las mamacitas - 10:07 PM

today lml was treated like a second grader. she got in trouble for making faces at kesha during critiques in drawing class and was told to sit on the other side of the room. really, lml wasn't bothering anyone, she had been listening the whole damn class period and what is this the second grade?? the answer is no. far from it. la profesora de debujos sucks...that looks extremely goofy. ha mm

las mamacitas - 2:48 PM

Sunday, March 23, 2003

lml's father will not stop watching the fox news channel and it is driving her up the walls with lunacy. mdf and lml had big city for lunch today and then they rocked. which was marvy because they hadn't rocked for quite awhile, which is sad. lml's still has a sick taste in her mouth. yarf. egyptian rat fuck is the greatest card game ever, and we enjoy "apple dapples," imitation fruit loops/ apple jacks. hooray!!! oh, and the drawings are totally done!! tonight is the oscars weeee and lml might dye her hair. eeee

las mamacitas - 5:42 PM

la mamacita pequena:
well, after some really fuckin awesome dreams last night, working all day didn't seem that bad. and spring break feels as if it has finally begun. well, lml, we are definately onto something (check the message board). lmp & lml told you so kenny & mike. well, another day of work, a show for a friend, then it's home to see my mommy and brother, and kitties. newsies fuckin rule!

las mamacitas - 1:29 AM