the misadventures of las mamacitas

just incase anyone wants to know the lil snoopy pull toy is causing lml to go insane. at first he was a great new friend, but after drawing him for the third time, he turns into a yelping menace and nips at your ankles until you're finally done. which she's not. why doesn't she go finish? yes, why doesn't she.

las mamacitas - 1:26 PM

although lml is not much of a conosuer (that's spelled wrong but who cares) of video games, she has to say that grand theft auto vice city is most definitely a winner. lml however, can only play for about a minute until the laughter causes her to fall to the floor because she is so unskilled with the stealing. she literally could not play anymore. best comments during gameplay...
a cop: "i am an officer of the law, so stop!"
some lady: "i'm gonna buy something so i look good"
yes excellent. very tired and more drawing left tomorrow. yarf

las mamacitas - 2:11 AM

Thursday, March 20, 2003

satchmo the evil is meddling with lml's brain. that's right, satchmo the cat is foiling some sort of diabolical scheme to force la mamacita loca into an insane asylum. just moments ago, lml was hearing crazy noises from upstairs. at first she thought they must be her mother yawning. after scaling the stairs she realized this was not so. the door to her parents room was shut, and the banshee seemed to be in the kitchen. she flicks on the light and suddenly it is over. the kitchen is empty except for a kitty with a look of innocence waiting patiently at its empty food bowl. giving the cat "the eye," she turns around to leave, and it begins again! these were not just meows my friends, no, they were like the whimperings of a child talkin all looney like in a rather loud voice. lml decides to get the cat in trouble and walks into her parent's room. "do you hear that? she's gone nuts!" the tv is turned down and they sit in silence. nothing. they start talking again and only lml hears it. now her parents think she has lost it. great. lml returns to the kitchen and the priss ass is sitting on the couch as though she has never done anything wrong in her entire life. what a ho.
today was the first time lml had left her house in four days. this was odd. but colored pencils had to be bought in order to finish ye olde bitchy art project..which if i do say so myself es muy impresionante! apparently it was cute boy day at the grocery store and lml looked like hell. oh well, not like she hangs out in fo co too much anyway. today was strange as lml had an enormous urge to make out with someone but her only company was the evil gato, so that didn't really work out. damnit
oh, make that 6 games of spider solitare won on the difficult level. take that pat sajack!!
what? oh who knows. muh luv to my homeslices.
-lml

las mamacitas - 11:13 PM

hey kids! remember

THESE?!!.

how bout that cartoon?did you watch it like lml? she had one almost exactly like this one. there was a puzzle too. ahh the days of yesteryear.

las mamacitas - 1:27 PM

Wednesday, March 19, 2003

lml feels like a caged mouse.
this past week was great, everything was going well, people were nice, the air was sweet, and she didn't hurt herself nearly as much as usual. then there was today. it snowed. it snowed so much that the city declared it illegal to go out in your car unless it was an emergency. so she stayed in. her whole family had to stay in infact. lml's sentences are always backwards but she's gonna keep typing anyway. today makes you realize how much "not living" you're doing. when nothings happening, you don't realize how good you have it. for the last week i have sat around being a lard ass and staring at the tv. yea sure its spring break but what is the point of waking up everyday if there's no purpose to your actions? and now we're dropping fucking bombs, and people are going to start dying and parents will lose their children, and cities will be destroyed and now i'm crying and i feel like shit. why do we have to do this shit? why do we feel the need to solve conflict with violence? why are all humans incredibly pompus and think their way is always right? why can't we just resolve things over a game of chess? would i be able to kill someone if i had to? how would you be able to live with yourself without thinking of that moment every single minute of every single day? watching life ripped out because of a bullet shot from a gun that is now too heavy to hold and you drop it to the floor. and the snow has blockaded my door and i'm stuck like a sitting duck, wasting my life away. i'll tell you one thing about this year, i'm gonna be amazing, surprising others and myself, doin it different every day, trying to fill the world with as much love as possible like this year is our last because why settle for anything less? i don't really believe this is the end but how can any of us know? so let's change it.
bright eyes is hot, the music is just hot. lml hopes she doesn't melt or freak out when we see them play. sorry about all of that, it just needed to be said. here's hoping for a better tomorrow.

las mamacitas - 10:52 PM

Tuesday, March 18, 2003

la mamacita pequena:
likes how much la mamacita loca has been posting while enjoying her spring break. although now it looks like more of a holy fuck that's a lot of snow break. but one thing is for sure, the university of colorado at boulder has officially cancelled class for tomorrow. which means the two midterms they had scheduled for this mamacita to take tomorrow that she hasn't really studied for? yes, they're indeed cancelled. campus is closed. hell yeah. but essential services still have to report to work tomorrow. and whilst at work today, lmp discovered that all of campus had been shut down. but the rec center is still open? wtf? apparently, sitting in a huge room all day watching people swim is an essential service. lifeguarding has just moved up a step in the importance of the work world. but lmp bets that death cab for cutie will not be holding their scheduled performance at the fox tomorrow eve. oh well. next time my friends, next time.

las mamacitas - 11:54 PM

damn it snowed a lot today. there will probably have been about 2 feet round these parts come tomorrow, and lml will have to shovel yet again. this is fairly bitchy as the snow is the perfect snowman building kind, yet heavy and non fun to shovel. wow shovel looks really weird. is that spelled right? crazay. the pixies are good everyone. insane, but good. lml's mom was elated to find she did not have to go to school today because of snow and so they watched amelie. she loved it of course. just like lml knew she would. Collignon big moron! especially when he screams like a "little girl" (say the quoty part in a french accent... there you go, yes, moving on) this monkey's gone to heaven. yes it did. the only time they are canceling classes and lml is on break. awesome. hopefully this is the last of the snow and it will start to rain. rain is better cause it smells nice and it can still rain and be hot outside sometimes. we are nearing ever closer to summer my friends. eeeee.

las mamacitas - 10:16 PM

Monday, March 17, 2003

la mamacita loca feels like an asshole. she has done mostly nothing to day.
accomplished:

beat another game of difficult level spider solitare. this brings the grand total to 5! as she hasn't heard of anyone else winning the difficult level, she is rather proud of herself.

wrote a radass song, basically the singin parts so far, and it's kind jazzy or somethin but definitely rocks the casbah.

tried to start looking for a summer job, but this is boring and does not easily capture lml's attention. the parents are urging the hunting to begin hardcore tomorrow, much to lml's dismay. she has no idea where to begin, and doesn't really care to work in this city at all, but she is left with no choice. money must be made so fun can be had. scratch the fun..make it "musical whimsy."

think it is time to work on the dastardly drawings. they were only meddled with for 15 minutes today, and getting three done by monday may prove difficult with little to no attention span. kee rap. lml is going to make like a baby and head out. oh, and bush is a ho for interrupting the simpsons with his bomb talk. we will make peace by killing, because that's logic. mmmm. logic.

las mamacitas - 11:11 PM

post something you bastard of a blog. you're a no goodnick
aw hell. we is screwed or somethin.
once you read this disregard the last two lines. mm thanks

las mamacitas - 6:01 PM

top o the afternoon to ya!

today it has rained. raining all day. lml was exuberant and has listened to fitting music such as doves and coldplay to enhance the rain smell atmosphere. she was gonna catch up on some homework, but really people, she has all week, and she just felt like makin a new song. which she DID which totally ROCKS in case you wanted to know. boy howdy. amnesiac is real real good, and if ya don't think so, i'm gonna slop you upside the head like a stepchild. that's right, through the computer. lml is quite skilled. the only other productive thing today was watching zoolander and eating mac n cheese with carrots. let me tell you the best part of that movie just has to be when they're in makeup and that guy makes the face (blue steele, le tigre etc) at the phone. lml just about pisses herself every time. don't know who that guy is, but he is quite skilled at being der ik zoo lan der (that's five syllables) even though he's not ben stiller "come on, gimmie a little pee pee....that's what i'm talkin about!!!" sorry lml is done. don't get her started on quoting stuff, she'll go on for days.

las mamacitas - 5:55 PM

Sunday, March 16, 2003

ha ha. fight lupis.

yes the break has begun. so far lml has bought a ticket to the vines, created the tower bridge from foam, gotten a cherry limeaid and a big city burrito and eaten two other meals that didn't suck. take that dining hall! haha. lml did have to exercise with her mother today, but neither were up to the challenge and they only walked around the lake. and lml got blisters from borrowing her ma's shoes. doof. even though she has a lot of drawing to do, she has to admit she is bored. but that's okay because being bored is nice. it means you can watch spongebob, indiana jones, ghost and grosse point blank at your own convenience, plus you can take a nap outside in the fresh air if you feel the need. excellent. break is wonderful!!! do not worry lmp, yours will come soon enough, and you will bask in the joy of it as so many have before you. lml is gonna play some spider solitare now to see if she can beat her old record. mmmhmm.

las mamacitas - 12:15 AM