the misadventures of las mamacitas

la mamacita pequena:
is very jealous of lml's spring break already arriving. lmp has two more tests and many more hours of work before fun can be had. hopefully the past two days of italian midterms went well. we shall soon see. as for now, enjoy your break lml. lmp is shaking her fist in the air at you as she types. one handed. because the other fist is waving in the air. in anger.

las mamacitas - 12:35 AM

today was interesting, very interesting. first lml came home and realized she had no key to the house. this prompted a trip to the neighbors who are old and decided to chat her ear off..yea, just the extra key then, thanks. then she got inside and the cat was being a ho as usual. you'd think lml would have been missed after not seeing her for a few weeks. no. the cat just wanted to be fed, and doesn't give a damn about anything else. then she called her pal adrienne to see if she wanted to eat at big city burrito (forbidden doughnut noise) she jumped in her car to pick adrienne up and realized this was not possible as poor little trevor (the car) was lying dead in her driveway. yay. well she got to big city and all so that was just fine, but she had no idea when her parents were coming home. they went to mexico for the week and never told her when they were coming back. thus, being stranded in her house, it was time for a 3d puzzle of london bridge. puzzles are da coolest. then parents came home and all is well, she will not have to walk to the store for mac and cheese as previously supposed. hooray. mother has crazy idea that lml will go running with her at 7 am tomorrow. since lml doesn't run, and doesn't really exercise either, this looks doubtful. and if it does occur, it will kick her ass. yes, should go to sleep now because the tired monster is attacking.

las mamacitas - 12:27 AM

Friday, March 14, 2003

let's move to hawaii and become pineapple farmers.
that's the advice of lml's roommate heather. lml is kinda in agreement...school is boring and she sure does like pineapples. mmhmm. for the past two days, lml has had a strange feeling of being super confident about herself. this in all actuality is quite enjoyable. perhaps it is the wheather, but the air just seems easier to breathe. hopefully this alien emotion will last a long time because lml is a badass, and doesn't always give herself enough credit. your outlook on life and yourself changes everything. it's definitely fulfilling. lml hasn't felt this great in years! so hooray, hooray for friday and her final day of class for a week. buenos noches y hasta luego. ahora, la semana de divertido comenzara!

las mamacitas - 12:33 AM

Wednesday, March 12, 2003

are we as a society, becoming more and more idiotic each day? lml just spotted a golf cart whose pedals were labeled "stop" and "go." she is speechless.

las mamacitas - 2:52 PM

Tuesday, March 11, 2003

ah ha ha ha ha! lml figured out how to put in a link. she is so magical. all you internet addicts probably believe lml is a dumbass, but believe her, this is an exciting accomplishment. from now on expect linkage galore. if she finds interesting stuff that is. now sleep, no painting. screw dat. tired. sleep. mmm.

las mamacitas - 11:20 PM

if lml was a boy she would definitely bid on this

INSTANT GIRLFRIEND KIT.

thanks for the laughs weird nerdy kid. you're a riot! perhaps a west end riot. or maybe a riot on broadway? ya know what blows? how lml's "boom box" that shes had since fift grade is going to have to go in the crapper soon. she has to mess with the lid about twenty times just to get it to play anything. hooray. monologues make the loca tired after practicing them for long amounts of time. lml is proud of herself for figuring out way all those rockers only paint two of their fingernails..cause it comes off on the strings when you play silly. since the last time lml wore nail polish was about a year and a half ago, she only discovered this recently. yea, she should probably go paint now and bids you adieu.

las mamacitas - 10:52 PM

great, that was smooth. lml had something to post but has now completely forgotten what it was. there are far too many soc terms clogging up her brain. but that's good cause she'll remember them for the next hour or so and do marvy on her test. um coldplay is excellent. lml is very excited to see bright eyes and also for spring break to arrive. get here faster damn you. will post again later when have regained full control of brain.

las mamacitas - 2:50 PM

Monday, March 10, 2003

hola? como estas? estoy cansada, muy, muy cansada. pienso que probablemente estoy enferma tambien.

damnit.

yes it's true mdf, we may both be getting sinus infections. rawk. lml's cheek bones hurt and she feels like sleeping. sleeping for quite a long time. this is not helpful as she has a test tomorrow. do not worry there is still ample time for studying. haha 'ample.' mmm.

perhaps it's just lml's computer, but she could not italicize or bold anything if she wanted to as the buttons are missing on the blog. cree-aapp. noticed that a certain group of fellas finally decided to update their website. apparently the guilt trip worked. kudos to lmp!! lml had to laugh at those pictures once again today. ya gotta love man-crushes. tee hee. methinks that is all fer now.

"what time is it?" "one thirty" "yea, it's time for bed"
damon is wonderful.

ojala que tienes suenos de hombres guapos y "sweet, sweet lovin"
haha. mmm. excellent.

las mamacitas - 11:14 PM

la mamacita pequena:
take that biatch! ha! (this was not directed towards you, the reader) lmp completed the ring will the 15 minute special bonus footage at the end completely by her self. all alone. in the apartment. and lmp also noticed a few holes. lmp then surprised lml (who was across the hall visiting kate & jennie) by coming in giggling. lmp had finished the ring (with 15 min bonus footage) then proceeded to watch meet my kids (think that was the title?) all lmp can say is that it is her new favorite dating with people you know watching you date reality show. never let your children pick out the next man/woman you will date. that's just a rule. it has to be written and published somewhere. la mamacita loca, it was very enjoyable having you. . . in my bed. sorry about the sleep talkin/weird faces. it was just the creepy girl from the ring possessing lmp in her sleep. you know how it is sometimes. oh, and lmp believes a certain somebody and his friends got the hint in the longest email in the world. everythings updated. bitch tits. the end

las mamacitas - 11:04 PM

lunes
doce y vientecinco en la tarde
lml is quite pleased that mdf and herself will not be dying after watching the ring. huge thanks to the polaroid camera for dispelling the myth. ahh. note to lmp- as stated before, lml would like to reiterate that you should not watch this movie by yourself!!! you may possibly shit your pants. lml and mdf were huddled on the floor, cowering and covering their eyes like the wee babies that they are. yes, there were a few plot holes, such as... "uh what the hell was going on anyway?" but seriously, you might die of fear if you watch this by yourself, so please, resist the urge. we do not want a dead mamacita on our hands.
in other news, lml only missed the first 5 minutes of class after loads of traffic and a poorly timed train. yay!
give me my money back. give me my money back. you BITCH!... ben folds five fucking rocks.
lml had a lovely weekend and would like to thank her fine feathered friends for their hospitality. too bad about the absence of avocado sitings. damnit!eeww, disgusting test in sociology tomorrow and should probable oft to study. toodles! (he lost his marbles you know)
thank you for believing.

las mamacitas - 12:36 PM