the misadventures of las mamacitas

   
             
             
       
   
             
             
 

the misadventures of las mamacitas

 
             

   
 
 

Friday, March 07, 2003

 
la mamacita pequena:
hot rod circuit rocks. so does tsunami bomb. laymen terms too. can you tell lmp just got back from a show? and tomorrow, la mamacita loca will be reunited with her friends! yay! but now, lmp is tired. very tired. so sleepy time now. party time later. woohoo! yeah!


Thursday, March 06, 2003

 
due to her incredibly orange background, the crazy holland profesor asked lml to be "more objective with her painting." lml almost burst out laughing because noone has ever said this to her in her life! she has this problem with trying to get everything as realistic as possible and she get's really anal about it. who woulda thunk it? lml is keeping the background because she doesn't think orange gets enough recognition in this world. orange rocks!!!! so take that you naysayers!

 
what does a trip to visit the girls upstairs get you? the rest of their wodka and some pucker that's what. too bad it wasn't enough to do anything. damnit. however, lml's tummy is now pleasantly warm and that is just dandy. have to stay up to finish laundry and this is a pain in the ass. arrgh! lml is having an extreme problem with missing all her friends right now :( unc blows! but we knew that already.


Wednesday, March 05, 2003

 
que pasa contigo? hmm? nothing much here. lml is now working deligently on her monologue. she will no longer be oppressed by the acting program at unc. in the words of wayne "she will be mine, oh yes, she will be mine." mark her words, next year lml will be an acting major. mmmhmmm. saw hot dusty today. lml doesn't think she likes him much anymore, but he did give her a hug. and a hug from a hot boy is good anyday...unless he's an asshole. rambling much? si, mucho. an extra week of break would be excellent. lml hopes she will be reunited with her fellow mamacitas this weekend, because if not, she will be sad. think that is all for now.

 
la mamacita pequena:
lmp will always remember you, planet radio. we had some good times. lmp will always keep her planet radio button firmly pinned to her purse in memory of you. and now a moment of silence for our dear, departed radio station

and in other news, lmp was informed yesterday by one of her fellow italian classmates that rtd, which is the local and regional bus company, might be going on strike. if the employees do so, there will be no way for many cu students, professors, illegal aliens, etc. to be able to report to campus. meaning an extra week of spring break. unless those bastards come to an agreement and once again spoil everyones' plans of an extra week of spring break. can i get a hell yeah? lmp is willing to write a check to any rtd employee for one dollar if they agree to go on strike for one week starting march 17. just keep that in mind. oh, and they are fucking rad checks, by the way.


Monday, March 03, 2003

 
it is decided "the point" is just another crappy radio station. planet radio's reign of terror is over. it was a good reign and we enjoyed it while it lasted. lml is sorry to see you go. as for you, 'the point" lml would like to kick you in the nuts for playing nothing but beastie boys, no doubt, sublime, red hot chili peppers, 311, linkin park and lots of alt rock crap for the last few days. do you have 6 cds on shuffle or something? seriously you ruined it you bastards. lml is guessing there is some clear channel tom foolery behind it all. we shake our fists at you in fury. life jus ain't fair. humph.

 
in the words of lml's roommate, in reaction to learning about the mating of trees:
"can you imagine a couple of trees 'mating'?! hey there that's a pretty big branch you have. that hole isn't for the owls!"
haha ha


 
harvey har har,
good one lmp. check out how people used to make fun of lml in high school. yes please, take her last name and turn it into a pun. ha. fingers are tired from so much typing. paper is already 8 pages and not even a third of the way through. remember the get up kids cd with the robots? it is still good and lml listens to it now. yay. think it is time for a nap but the homework still gnaws. argh. "yar i don't swing that way...on land" hehehe speaking of the get up kids, here's some kids blog about them in portuguese lml found.

http://offthewagon.riohc.com.br/

we're just assuming it's portuguese, cause lml can read some, but not all of it. they have some crazzzy words. and fun little accents weeee. who knew that kids in brazil liked emo? not lml, that's fo sho.

 
lmp:
dassaymn, even got it down to the third minute of the third day of the third month of the third year of the millenium.

 
la mamacita pequena:
simpsons rock. lmp also watched that episode tonight, and thought of you lml. it is currently the third day of the third month of the third year of this millenium. and the snow has successfully stopped. thank you clouds, lmp owes you one. and if you dump too much of that damn snow this week, lmp takes it back. she will raise her shaking fist into the air and curse you till the day she dies. peace out, yo.


Sunday, March 02, 2003

 
"you might wanna get that checked. my uncle died of crotch dot."
"can lisa come out? with her hands up?"

oh how lml loves the simpsons. mmmm

 
the pulp is good the pulp is good. ya wanna live like the common people? well do you? hmm? the question is not rhetorical. hooray for brit pop dance party. it's not an extravagant party, just lml. that's sometimes the best kind. no wait. it is. hehe. lml should probably start working on her paper and stop shaking her ass around. lml would like to invest in a prototype of your implant ms. beattie. that's a million dollar idea you have there. you'd have to be careful though, because sometimes you don't want people to know what you are thinking about them. cause then people would know if you thought they were a jackass or if you thought they were uberhot and what would be the fun in that? jarvis cocker is a dirty dirty man. that's okay, we like him anyway. la mamacita loca's hand still hurts. why oh why does she do these type of things? found someone even more accident prone- katie, the girl who lives upstairs. she was changing out of her pants for gym one day and got her legs stuck. she fell into the lockers, broke her ankle, her wrist and got a concussion. when she woke up she didn't have any pants on and the gym teacher mr. stupor was just standing there staring at her. hahahahhaa!! yay, lml is not alone in having thousands of bruises! lml's gonna stop farting around now and work on her paper. mmk. adios.
 

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