the misadventures of las mamacitas

   
             
             
       
   
             
             
 

the misadventures of las mamacitas

 
             

   
 
 

Saturday, March 01, 2003

 
la mamacita pequena:
sorry lml, the phone of ms. beattie is currently out of order. stupid phone. everyone should just have a communicator implanted into their brains when born so they could just think about someone and BAM oh, look who it is i'm talkin to. without my hands or batteries dying. also, we should have ports like in johnny mnemonic so we could just download info. then tests would be fuckin easy. and so would languages. the world would be a better place. dammnit. stop snowing! yeah, lmp is talkin to you clouds. alright, sleep tight everyone.

 
lml is so wonderfully coordinated that after dinner today she: a) tried to open a mint package with her teeth and somehow fell down the stairs, and b) managed to slice up her hand on the little grippy toe things on the steps. great now she looks like some kinda friggin masochist. or perhaps she had a run in with a bobcat. the cuts are in a claw shape kinda. weird. heads up to people who make stair grip things- hey, they don't have to be so sharp do they? that's dangerous. for children. and people like lml. uck. ska is on the radio and it sucks because that's what ska does. very very tired of reading. hey anybody else get kinda creeped out when they hear "spiderwebs" now? or anything by no doubt. the last time lml heard that album, heather was singin along and then she was pukin. weee. life is funny huh? why will lml's friend's not call her. she is bored out of her mind, and can't find anything to procrastinate with. send help!


 
la mamacita pequena:
damn this blasted weather. lmp thinks she has sad. is that what it's called? that thing where lack of sunlight makes you depressed? need hot men. and a visit from la mamacita loca. it's been too long, my friend, too long.

 
eww look what dave barry found. a shit muffin paper.
http://users.bart.nl/~sorcerer/culkin/nyct37.htm

don't know if that'll link it but oh well. speaking of links, lml is a genious and figured out how to put some (they're on the left leg of mr. roboto.) what's that you just said? was it "dormi origato?" cause if so, then yer welcome.if you ass clowns want to add more, lml will explain it to you.


 
tengo una pregunta para ti..
what is up with planet radio. yesterday they sounded like a super rad college radio station and today they are calling themselves "the point." what the hell is that? lame lame lame. haven't heard one dj all day. lml was freaking out as they were playing shitty shit most of the time, but do not fear, there was some cure and fake plastic trees to be had. we can all breathe a sigh of relief. even though it's spelled right, "breathe" always looks goofy when ya type it. la mamacita loca, why don't you go to sleep? you've been reading for almost 5 hours straight. ya know, you're right, lml deserves a little shut eye. do not fear, the song is simmering quite nicely on its way to a rolling boil. goodnight to all, may you dream of heavenly tortillas smothered in guacamole (it's made from avocados you know.)


Friday, February 28, 2003

 
trying to fix the archives again, had to post something. yar

 
yay for writing songs! not yay for loads of homework that will never let you go to sleep ever again, and it is only 12:20 on friday. balls
-lml


Thursday, February 27, 2003

 
la mamacita pequena:
effudahbuddha, wica-what?! what cho talkin bout lml? lmp commands the snow to stop. now. nice weather go. school is stupid. so are boys. but lmp got asked out on a date today! woohoo! for the first time since she has been at college. though she politely declined, it was a very nice thing. she told him he made her day, while her face was beat red. ahh, she knew someday lifeguarding would pay off, and now she's reaping the benefits. sortof. hopefully, her friend and fellow lifeguard, brandi, will hook her up with her friend. as it seems that they would be "perfect for eachother". until then, my sweet chitlins . . .

 
yay lml has returned our archive! it was lost and lying in a gutter on west 75th weeping profusely. when would you like to schedule the tickertape parade? weee


Wednesday, February 26, 2003

 
3 hun dred six ty five de grees burnin down the house!
trescientos sesenta y cinco degrados

the radio is joyous when it makes lml remember songs she forgot. she's been forgetting a lot of things lately. what is the deal? so much homework and so not doing it. thus this lame post. really have nothing to say, just killin time. lml may have the worst attention span ever. it is snowing. tomorrow will be cold. we are pissed.she i it. lml should probably go write a paper now. busywork is yarfable. doof. (noone will get the funny about "doof" except for lml but she does not care... jeez chill out. what the hell? what is yer major malfunction? don't get all in her face about it. fine. she didn't want to tell you anyway.)

*cough (corn tortilla) nudge, nudge, wink, wink ... oh! the paper! right then.


Tuesday, February 25, 2003

 
zach galifianakis, lml is sorry she forgot about you. your show 'late world with zach' on vh1 made her pee herself multiple times. we saw a repeat of your performance on conan today. it is decided. you are lml's new favorite funny person. seriously. however, we are a tad displeased with how long it took to learn the correct spelling of your last name. that's okay though, cause you still rawk!

 
yay due to painting class,lml's thumb looks like it was stuck in baby poo.speaking of babies, why are they magnetically atracted to lml? her cousins both have little kids now, and for some reason they'll see her from across the room and run (ok toddle) at her with a giant grin. yes, she is a badass and you should think she is cool. thankyou for fueling her ego. will write more in a few....and we're back. lml sure does love the edit button. have summarized far too many articles in the past 24 hours. what's the lesson to learn here kids? don't procrastinate. duh. back to the chillins, lml's favorite thing in the whole world occured when the one that looks exactly like her dad did in baby pictures (creepy) kept handing her stuff. ya gotta love that about little kids. mmm. oh best first words ever: (by my dad's cousin) "damnit daddy, stop singing!!!!" lml's family just plain rocks. grandma's funeral kicked it! best one lml's ever been to. it was a little bit funny, and a little bit sad, but mostly just happy for livin. that's the way it should be.

on the way down, lml rode in the car with her mom. this was an interesting experience as the cd player decided to quit working and there is nothing on the radio in southeast colorado but rush limbaugh. gag me wit a spoon. ended up handing lml's headphones back and forth whilst singing along with bohemian rhapsody. this wasn't very sucessful, but pretty damn funny. lml also enjoyed the fact that her father is freaked out by red ants. this was understandable as they had invaded our hotel room. yet still funny. have decided there are worse places to live besides greeley. one of these is borger, texas. travel at your own risk. oh and lml is horrible at dominoes. off to soc, for 3 hours. yarf.

 

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