the misadventures of las mamacitas

   
             
             
       
   
             
             
 

the misadventures of las mamacitas

 
             

   
 
 

Wednesday, February 19, 2003

 
la mamacita pequena loves you too, brady. very much. take care.

 
so i am out for a few days

thanks for being my friends, i love you all.
-lml


Tuesday, February 18, 2003

 
another thing lml detests are lame po-pos. regular ones are fine, but ass clowns who try to bust you for being in a parking lot that no one cares about at 12 at night are just lame. yes we were staging a drug deal. that gesso, that shit'll mess you up hardcore. the best high ever. what an ass. and yes, lml did notice how you circled around to see where she was going. lml gets her kicks from loitering. it makes her feel like such a rebel. no. you are lame. thought you'd like to know.


Monday, February 17, 2003

 
lml tiene hambre. the monsters residing in her stomach are duking it out once again. it's funny how lml now has a giant purple bruise on her hip. on saturday she had a run in with the kitchen counter, and then recoiled in pain causing her to smack her other hip on the edge of the couch, and it all ended with lml lying on the floor making weird breathing noises to stifle the obscenities from hitting her mother's ears. typical. this happens so often that lml's mom didn't even notice. what a shame. turned in a scholarship application for art majors (which lml isn't, but perhaps the gods are crazy enough to reward her.) got it all done in one day, the slides, paper, yea, lml definitely has da procrastination skills. she is pissed because tomorrow she gets to find out when her jury duty is. what a joyous occasion! want to sleep, but loads of homework are gnawing at lml's toes. buttloads!! mmm el fin.



Sunday, February 16, 2003

 
la mamacita p:
it's like the twilight zone. lmp and lml are now on some other higher level of being. both writing bloggers simultaneously and not one minute later lml calls lmp. (twilight zone music) do do do do do do do do . . .

 
la mamacita pequena:
lmp is glad to see that la mamacita loca is on track and keeping the blogger currently up to date. as for lmp, she has two tests on monday. and has not really studied for either. one in italian, one in geology. which doesn't seem too bad, except for the fact that she does not understand italian and hasn't attended the last two geology classes. she had every intention to on friday, and then got caught up in the art building's "non metals shop" (wood shop) going over a safety class to allow her to use the tools. also, out of the five people attending, one was a very cute boy. and with the other 3 being male or over the age of 50, la mamacita pequena had a very good chance of getting this particular guy's attention. but now it's off for bed. la mamacita pequena has a lifeguarding inservice at 8am. which is in less than 7 hours. and she has to swim 500 yards in 10 minutes. which wouldn't have been difficult when she was on the swim team 2 years ago but since then has sworn off all forms of excercize. yeah, exercize. la mamacita pequena is turning into a sissy la la.

 
eeeee lml is tired. sick and tired of lame homework that will be of no use in the future. everyone, you should hate "the new york times online" now they make you pay just to see an article online. what the hell is that??? last week, ya could print out whatever the hell you wanted. this does not aid lml in her search for loads of articles for soc. lml decided she is cooler than you because she pronounces the word "sociology" as "so-she-ology." we don't know why, it just happens. -i do not regret the things i've done, but those i did not do. yes that's correct, lml watched empire records last night. aww yea. buying abbey road from the "i'm a little scratched bin" is the best two dollars lml has ever spent. she is listening to it ahora, and it is blissful. photographing your artwork is a pain in the ass, in case you wanted to know "1, 2 , 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, all good children go to heaven..." yay. the management regrets to inform you that lml is loca, so please do not get too close to the bars, she may bite your hand off. wha? que? think we'll go to sleep. for tomorrow, we must awake early to wash our clothing.
 

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