the misadventures of las mamacitas

yea, so nobody knows how this occured, but in the month and a half lml hadn't visited home, her father turned into a bodybuilder. yes.ok, not a 'bodybuilder' in conventional terms but way too strong. not like he couldn't before, but now he can definitely kick her ass to next tuesday. lml discovered this while trying to show off super cool moves she learned from her self defense class. yea, there wasn't much of an exhibition...until he decided to fight back like "a boy in theatre classes." she could totally trick out her mom though. see, it's easy to beat your assailant when they are about to pee their pants laughing. what did we learn from this? if lml gets attacked there is little hope unless it is by a sissy in a tutu. valentines dinner was damn good, but it made lml's stomach all bitchy. the sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. mint brownies (*insert forbidden doughnut noise.) ash is a good band. yes. why are not you listening to them right now as lml is? should probably be starting on ass loads of homework. mmm don't care. have to take pics for slides tomorrow and try to get an art scholarship, even though it's for majors. haha, if lml wins she will laugh in their faces. we'll see. kicked ass on a test today. hooray for open note!!! not hooray for it being valentine's day, but hooray for chocolate, chocolate, chocolate!! HUZZAH! word to ma bitches.
-la mamacita loca (porque ella no tiene un amor) :(

las mamacitas - 11:36 PM

lml decided just now that she would like to yell "IT'S FRIDAY!!!!" from the mountaintops. yes my friends, we have arrived. too bad today is also one of the shittiest days of the year. At least it brings chocolate. sometimes. as long as the chocolate doesn't come attached to a bear from you mom, which makes you feel loved, but also like a lameass because you are one. valentine's day can shove an m80 up its butt and light it. obviously, lml is working out her inner issues with today, but hey, if you want to, go have a great time! and lml will sit at home all alone wallowing in self pity. mmmm excellent. why do professors feel they need to make valentine's day more shit filled by giving you tests? hmm? inquiring minds want to know.

las mamacitas - 12:47 AM

Wednesday, February 12, 2003

curses!! fredrique is the mole!!! how is this possible. we do not know. we do know that kathy griffen will have eric von detton's love child. you could cut the sexual tension with a knife. ahhhhh . yes that is all lml has to report besides the fact that today was shitty. especially when she noticed 3 shitty new bands in a row on mtv. has everyone gone mad? dur.
-lml

las mamacitas - 11:49 PM

Tuesday, February 11, 2003

from the dutch:
"ok, who doesn't think dis piece is balanced because if you tell me it isn' I'm gonna slop you upside da head like a stepchild."

and- "I knew ma piss ants would piss in." (upon the arrival of the two students always late to class)

you're welccome.
-lml

las mamacitas - 2:24 PM

Monday, February 10, 2003

pequena:
wait, so who was lookin so fine? la mamacita pequena was lookin pretty hott. but also feelin a little naked. but that's okay. rugby man sure liked it, and wanted to see a little more nakedness and talk about his truck and winch a little more. school is stupid. granted the italian test from hell was not failed, there's another one this friday. that's fuckin valentine's day. and la mamacita pequena already has to work six hours. and is single. she doesn't need a test to further her into a despair of lonely abyss. thank you very much. other than that, you can always rely on lmp to clean your puke-y sheets for you while dressed like a devil whore at a party. best quote of the night: "wait, so you're actually doing laundry right now?!" damn, some of those pictures are going to be good blackmail in a few years. you know, when la mamacita pequena is running for a position with the government. . . that was a joke. and things are being taken literally.

las mamacitas - 11:56 PM

lml is uberpissed as she left for half an hour to get something from hobby lobby that they didn't even end up having, and then she lost her parking spot. the car or 'trevor' if you will, now resides in "butt-fucking egypt." damnit. coldplay was so damn good. hooray for only having one other person between you and chris martin. even if it was an insane assholish pelvic flailing man and his bitchy bitch bitch wife. we can hear those comments you say under your breath be-atches, and you're lucky you didn't have a mob of mamacitas on your asses. and as for calling us "teeny-boppers"... you might just be the two least intelligent people in the entire world. if not that, you will at least get the award for "biggest couple-a fuckasses ever."
heaven and hell party was interesante. yay for partying with people you haven't seen in a real long time *( lmp you may take this literally or with sarcasm.) oh, and you were lookin so fine. heather- you are not allowed to drink that much ever again. EVER. good now that's settled. must off to practice monologue. toodles
-la mamacita loca.

las mamacitas - 12:10 PM