the misadventures of las mamacitas

lml hates art homework, because there is lots of it. she didn't think jimmy eat world could make her any more sad, but then on sunday, there it was. a commercial for "kidz bop 3" featuring children singing other people's crappy hit songs. there was the usual trl mix, and then dear god no! yes. the middle. shit that is just sad. just plain sad. lml is starving and it's only 11ish. damn. must off to draw ze still life a gain.

las mamacitas - 10:58 AM

Monday, January 20, 2003

tex ass makes lml want to kill herself. lml definitely agrees with you now. the golden corral does suck big time. just like the dining hall, except instead of unwashed college kids, you have to manuver your way through ten gallons and senior citizens. weee. we are siamese if you please. it will leave the head for you and tail for me. this weekend lml discovered she is quite bad at passing a row of semis in the dark. yea, almost died. basically, two lane highways can suck it. why is richard gere so damn creepy? and what's with the hamsters? eww man, eww. lml would write more, but frankly, she is physically and emotionally drained.can't go to sleep though because have homework, and the clowns will eat me.

las mamacitas - 11:26 PM

Sunday, January 19, 2003

la mamacita pequena:
avoiding cleaning, avoiding homework, avoiding sleeping. so it's off to thespark.com, for old time's sake. lmp hasn't been there in almost a year. but thespark has led her through many a papers, and many a bored times. so after not being there for so long, lots of quizzes are untaken and old quizzes have forgotten outcomes. so it's off to take the death quiz, for probably the 50th time. but one forgets how she is supposed to die after so long a time. funnily enough one of the questions is
Has anyone in your family had problems with any of the following?
*cancer? check. *heart disease? check. *alcoholism? check. *drug abuse? check. *insomnia? check. *poor penmanship? check (thanks to my brother). *illiteracy? no check. *mafia connections? funnily enough, check.

the results are in. death date? March 1, 2039 at the ripe old age of 55. most likely causes of death? with cancer in first (not surprisingly since everything causes cancer), homicide in second, and alien abduction in third, it's going to be a good life.

las mamacitas - 10:19 PM