the misadventures of las mamacitas

   
             
             
       
   
             
             
 

the misadventures of las mamacitas

 
             

   
 
 

Thursday, January 16, 2003

 
lml promised herself she wouldn't get into any reality shows, but then, there it came..hammer, webster and corey feldman in the same house. oh it was awful. and hilarious. tonight on national tv, webster got some, we discovered hammer doesn't know how to row a boat, and corey is still attractive after all these years, even if he's just a whiny little bitch. lml highly recommends watching "the surreal life," and also "celebrity mole." after one episode we were all hooked because kathy griffin is funny as hell. plus they already voted off stephen baldwin, he was horribly annoying and everyone cheered. and who knew that kid from dinotopia could be kinda funny? nobody. that's right. nobody is the answer.
-lml

 
la mamacita pequena:
is it just la mamacita pequena, or is this the worst week in the history of ever? classes seem too long, working too much, not enough/bad sleep . . . what next? la mamacita pequena hopes that is is just this week, if not she will soon die of exhaustion.
last night, la mamacita pequena and la mamacita del fuego we're summoned across the hall by their friends who had "dessert" for them. dessert was a dum dum sucker, but it was accompanied by a candle-lit apartment. feeling a bit uneasy after leaving their door unlocked, lmp and mdf were returning to their apartment when lmp looked up to see two police officers standing in front of their door. in a nervous blurb of a conversation between the police and lmp in the hall (with no mdf to be found, she was still in the friends' apartment) turns out they were looking for armando. after looking through the door of the apartment, the police deemed that, "no, it doesn't look like armando lives here." they didn't even go in. la mamacita pequena and la mamacita del fuego could be hiding fugitives and they didn't even check. and if the boulder police are reading this, they are not hiding fugitives.
mdf: a.k.a. la mamacita del fuego or medium density fiberboard

 
lml's room has thrown up on itself. ya know what's funny? those girls who get up at the ass crack of dawn to do their hair for an 8am P.E. class. stupidasses. didn't get a callback for the audition from last night, but did however, kick its ass so that's just fine with lml. ahh. lml uses the word "ass' far too often.


Tuesday, January 14, 2003

 
"the first project what you're going to be doing is a coat un coat 'none objective painting' "

hooray for the crazy painting professor from holland. WEEEEE

-lml


Monday, January 13, 2003

 
la mamacita pequena:
first day of the semester. whew. but back it up a notch. this weekend, our across the hall buddies had an exterminator to rid them of, and lmp kids you not, "bed bugs". their downstairs neighbors apartment was infested and it spread upwards. la mamacita del fuego and la mamacita pequena are hoping the bed bugs don't get any ideas and run across the hall. la mamacita loca was over with the mamacitas new drinking buddy, kenny. kenny is a real man who doesn't need a chaser. and doesn't cross his legs. as for school, things aren't looking too bad for this semester. italian looks to be a challenge, but hopefully smooth sailing for the others. la mamacita pequena has learned her lesson after 3 semesters. don't take classes with interesting, creative names that sound intense. they're either extremely boring or impossible to understand. well, for tomorrow, we've got italian and wheelthrowing, followed by 7 hours of work and looking at the boys water polo team in speedos. arrivederci!

 
it's sad when the music industry is full of dumbasses. lml was watching the beginning of the american music awards, and as they listed off the nominees, she realized she didn't give a damn about any of them. not even one damn. that's just sad.

 
NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

in response to how lml has to attend a class in 40 minutes. damn.


Sunday, January 12, 2003

 
lml believes that when you see pollution, it may be the visual manifestation of everyone's poots. wouldn't that be crazy? mmhmm. yesterday was fun. boulder rocks! no it 'rawks'! all fer now, want to eat something.
 

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