the misadventures of las mamacitas

ahora es sabado.

what is it about garlic and attaching itself as a new part of you, like an extra head, or that xfiles where the creepy little man lived on the side of the other man and ripped apart from him in the night to kill people. his name should have been garlic. seriously. lml ate 7 hours ago and yet it remains. this is all due to a portobello mushrrom sandwich lml had while out to dinner with her parents. quotes of note:

"your mom likes jlo...and her butt." (apparently when lml's mom talks about jlo, it always ends up at, well, her end. and how it's huge.)

dad dissed james taylor, to which mom retorted "well, your moustache is grey!" hmm

m- "what's that music?" lml-" maybe it's that new justin timberlake crap." d- "that's a guy?? ha. tight pants."

we also decided that this fish in the restaurant's tank acted much like a submarine. it had these crazy little fins that seemed mechanical, and super fast. he'd jet to one side, and then turn around and jet right back. many a time. we discussed how he probably has a them song that he hums to himself. of course all the other fish think he's nuts. wouldn't you? yes, 'captain nemo' lost his marbles a long time ago.
then a baby screamed like a spider monkey, and we all laughed the next time it happened. lml also found it humorous that her dad called some loud laugher behind them "a happy camper." wow. just wow.

las mamacitas - 1:31 AM

Friday, January 10, 2003

la mamacita pequena:
cleaning. lots of cleaning. that is all lmp has been doing all day. with a short break to catch up on passions. damn, lmp missed a lot of things. gwen is now married to ethan, sheridan married antonio, that one girl no one like is pregnant, and some new annoying guy is trying to mess with everything. what the hell? message to downstairs neighbors: la mamacita pequena can only listen to ozzy's mama i'm comin home song so many times. you did this last night too. don't do this again. and in other news; over this christmas break, la mamacita pequena has deemed brandon boyd the patron saint of . . . la mamacita pequena. yes, you heard her. she in no way means to offend anyone, and this is not meant in a sac religious way. brandon boyd is only there as a patron saint to look after her and be her man-slave. okay, with that said, it's off to bed. hey, that rhymes.

las mamacitas - 11:54 PM

Thursday, January 09, 2003

1:58 pm puce van spotted on way back from getting hair did. puce! laughed histerically. those carpet cleaners sure do know their funny. cannot decide if hair looks like shit yet as is not fully dry. shorter, but pretty much the same. lml is well on her way to becoming a fly gal. just needs a new nose and a pedicure. hahaha thanks missy. hair lady botched her name. why is it that everyone either adds a new letter or takes one away? yes that is a boy's name and a hit tv show, and yes lml would like to be called it because she just told you her name. she wouldn't tell you somebody else's name now would she? no no no. must off to learn monologue, before the catalan-o-thon recommences.
-lml

las mamacitas - 2:05 PM

Wednesday, January 08, 2003

remember that show pete and pete? it was bitchin. how about the character "pit stain?" anybody? well because maybe it's just lml, but she was watching the osbournes out of sheer boredom and kept seeing this guy wandering around their house. are the osbournes friends with pit stain?? he's in the episode about burritos and wears a navy blue shirt with a red rectangle on it, if you're interested in solving the matter. if not that's okay. eww, pit stain used to hit on pete's friend that girl who's on buffy now. ew, what an annoying ho. haha and unis puel. that was one damn good show. *sighs nodding in agreement with herself*
-lml

las mamacitas - 9:08 PM

I hate doing laundry.
In the future, there should be a special substance in clothes that make them magically clean all the time.
Then no one would ever have to do a load of laundry again.
Ever.
-Nameless

las mamacitas - 3:36 AM

Tuesday, January 07, 2003

lunch today was awful. lml was partaking in a salad leftover from last night. it started out delicious and even had mandarin orange slices, a faborite of the mamacita. she was taking a rather hefty bite, when dear lord, what is that? oh god, some buffoon has left the croutons in the salad. hello. if you put croutons at the bottom of a salad, in the refridgerator, they TURN TO A DISGUSTING MUSH!!! it was gut wrenching. literally. lml almost threw up. one thing lml has never been able to stand is bread that is soggy before it reaches your mouth. especially if you aren't expecting it to be. just thinking about it brings the gag reflex. at this moment, lml's face is distorting into all kinds of non pleasing expressions, but since you're at a computer you can't see them. so too bad for you. soggy bread is to lml as nails on a chalkboard are to someone who cringes at nails on a chalkboard. guck guck guck.

las mamacitas - 4:03 PM

Some days just hurt. Today was one of those days for the nameless mamacita. One of those crap days where one sits alone and ponders pointless things like, "why are we here....", "will I ever find true love...","what is love?" ect. ect. ect. "Blegh" is all she has to say to that. Blegh.

las mamacitas - 2:16 AM

it's happened. la mamacita loca has joined the ranks of jordan catalano lovers. ouch. lml had never watched the acclaimed show "my so-called life," but she is now knee deep in a film fest thanks to a dvd box set. and she has to say, well, all she can say is..damn, what a hot little mo. lml feels lazy as she has accomplished nothing over break and has to go back to smell hell this weekend. how will she survive? tune in next week to see the exciting conclusion. oh, you should check out mirrorproject.com because lml stumbled upon it today and deemed it worthy to explore.
con amor,
lml

las mamacitas - 1:34 AM

Monday, January 06, 2003

yesterday whilst shopping with her madre, la mamacita loca was in the levi's outlet store,and of course they were playing some sort of crap ass boy band of the speakers. this made her want to run out of the store and get hit by an old lady on her motorized scooter thing..okay, so it just made her want to leave. then, as she was entering the dressing room she heard a familiar sound. wait a second, what the hell? are they playing doves?? yes, yes they were and this confused the crap out of the mamacita. boy bands to doves..interesting. la mamacita loca had a tough night as her gato decided to play in a glass of water at 6 am and spilled it all over lml's floor. then she woke up at seven too. yay. lml must off now to eat a chick patti and watch donnie darko by herself. oh, and uh, you kiss like a fish.
-lml

las mamacitas - 1:15 PM

the smileys really are crazy....
-nameless

las mamacitas - 3:38 AM

Sunday, January 05, 2003

"what do i think of the pie, what do i think of the pie....."

ay carumba indeed

las mamacitas - 7:35 PM

cheque, cheque un deux trois
la mamacita del fuego is pleased that there is now the nameless mamacita here. hullo!
la mamacita del fuego doesn't like waking up before 2pm anymore, and is quite addicted to jude law so it would seem looking at her previous movie rentals. gattaca, the talented mr ripley, music from another room, i love you i love you not...damned fine actor.
she doesn't want to start school again, that will mean the inevitable....
waking up before 2pm.
-mdf

las mamacitas - 1:27 PM

it is 1:50 on sunday morning and la mamacita loca feels ill.
and tired.
tired and ill.
why is she still awake?
noone knows.
she found her shoes that have been missing for about three weeks. yep. sitting right there. in the closet. damn.
the big city was good, however, it is hell on your insides. like a brick in your stomach. makes you feel like lurch or something.
time to sleep it off.

las mamacitas - 1:54 AM