the misadventures of las mamacitas

11:15

and la mamacita loca is deathly tired. been staring at the computer for far too long reading random musings. ugh. just wanted to say mint oreos are amazing. really. also badly drawn boy is good to listen to when you're sleepy.

las mamacitas - 11:15 PM

la mamacita pequena:
take that, art history final. hah. la mamacita pequena laughs in your face. now, her only hope is for the A.
and stinky sponge, you are evil. and now you are in the dumpster. no more stinky apartment for us. hah. that is all.

las mamacitas - 6:01 PM

la mamacita pequena:
one geology final down, 7 hours to memorize 40 slides for art history final.

las mamacitas - 8:27 AM

Wednesday, December 11, 2002

beware of the yetti.....

so la mamacita loca was thinking about this dream she had last night and decided it was rather humorous so here goes:
lml was riding her bike home from a class, which was on this campus but not really ya know? so she is looking up ahead of her on the sidewalk and sees all these animal carcasses. there's a lion and a polar bear and they have these huge chunks out of them, but they're still kinda far away. then somebody stops her and she talks to them. so she's riding again up this hill where the creepiness is, but not going very fast because it's steep and she just stopped. she's getting up by the carcasses and they are really disgusting and she almost loses her cookies. then, out of the corner of her eye she sees it. bounding closer and closer every second, and she's moving too slowly. she knows she will not escape. the yetti has these bloodthirsty eyes and a foaming mouth and it's all sick from eating living things. then la mamacita loca started freaking out because she knew she was toast, and the yetti was coming closer and closer.......
and then she woke up. take that ya fuckin yetti! lml will live to see another day!

who has dreams like this?? WHO???

las mamacitas - 7:45 PM

miercoles

what's that? la mamacita loca are you procrastinating again? yes she is, and she'd appreciate it if you'd mind your own damn business. seriously, who do you think you are?
ha. yes la mamacita loca has to study for one final and finish lame ass math take home final for tomorrow. funny thing is, don't really care anymore. hmmm oh well. hooray for no school for a month!!! lots of sleeping will be had. excellent (-in Mr. Burn's voice) la mamacita loca gained a remarkable appreciation for sleep as she was deprived of it for so long.
huh? yea, la mamacita loca should really get back to her studies. ok, so sometimes you're not so bad, but
we'll keep an eye on you.
-lml out

las mamacitas - 2:48 PM

Tuesday, December 10, 2002

la mamacita pequena:
after a long night of kinko's terrible country christmas music, and way too many cuts and pastes, la mamacita pequena and la mamacita del fuego finished their art final projects last night. and with class at 8 am and work for la mamacita pequena followed by an inservice that did not involve CPR (as was previously stated in pre inservices) the sleepiness is catching up with her. it should be time for studying, but instead there will be some zoning out in front of the tv followed by an early bed time. there is too much work to be done and not nearly enough time. damnit. sleepy time for la mamacita pequena-poo.

las mamacitas - 9:55 PM

que dia es? o, yo recuerdo, es martes!

la mamacita loca has lost all track of time because yesterday she finally went to sleep after an extremely long and insane 38 hour "day." she had a HUGE final project due yesterday at 5 o'clock, and of course put it off until the last minute. basically because she is too nice and helps her friends out with their troubles before she worries about her own. anyway, it was finished, ten minutes before it was due. this caused lml to run, and run as she never had before. don't worry the package was delivered before the russians could get ahold of it. Yea, not sleeping is just about the weirdest experience ever. it always feels like 7 at night even if it is 3 am. plus your head feels like a balloon, and you really just wanna pop it and get it all over with. yea. la mamacita loca apologizes to anyone she talked to, came in contact with, or ok, even looked at. she was not herself. she truly was "loca." it was really nice talking to you though :)
hmm,don't think we'll be staying up that late ever again. wasn't difficult though,and had a lot of laughs so it wasn't that bad. la mamacita loca is excited to hang out with her friends after finals and is giving them all a giant bear hug.yay.
-lml

las mamacitas - 5:26 PM

Monday, December 09, 2002

la mamacita del feugo is at work right now. she is mad because the avacado boy came by, yet she remained speechless. she hates vegetables anyways. or fruits, whatever avacados are.
maybe he'll come back... dammit
-mdf

las mamacitas - 9:05 PM

le lundi huit decembre
la mamacita del feugo has to go to work in a few minutes. she, like la mamacita pequena, is an intense procrastinator, putting off all that was deemed important or pivotal until the last possible minute. She should make art project, write papers, study le francais...instead she listens to ace of base. happy nation, livin in a happy nation. ahhh early ninties dance pop.... refreshing. tonight at work she will listen to ASH and she will hope to see the avacado boy. she quite likes the avacado boy. or the pizza boy. but not hitler dave or rom....or marco for that matter. she dislikes them. she'll tell you about that another time.
have you ever noticed that vodka doesn't cause hangovers? no matter how much la mamacita del feugo consumed that night before...
she has found a glitch in the system. ha. this could change things.
she misses la mamacita loca...and thanks la mamacita pequena for the a-f cutout. je t'aime!
-mdf

las mamacitas - 4:30 PM

Sunday, December 08, 2002

lmp:
why is the clock on pacific time? i don't live in pacific time. mountain all the way! yeah!

las mamacitas - 11:51 PM

la mamacita pequena:
yesterday was a blissful day of content, and today was hell on wheels. okay, not really. la mamacita pequena just had to work . . . a lot. and there's much more of that in store for her in the next coming weeks. and while at work, she realized she has an art project of 25 multiples of the same piece due on tuesday, and well as two papers. she was going to start today, but being the procrastinator she is, found other "more important" things to do. like buy a magazine, and watch tv, and type for the blogger. ahh, the art of procrastination. la mamacita pequena has it down to a "t". and kenny, it really was beautiful music. and there's more pez for you and mr. bruce wayne.
sleep tight everyone. and do la mamacita pequena a favor, give someone a hug tomorrow.

las mamacitas - 11:48 PM

are you ready? because today is the day you will hear about the song that will change your life around. missy elliot has put into words what the secrets in life truely are. here's a little snippet for you;

"If you're a fly gal get yo nose done,
get a pedicure,
get yo hair did."

missy, we thank you with all of our souls. we will try our hardest to live according to your gospel. it's true "work it" might possibly be the most wonderful song this mamcita has ever heard. go out, find it, and then... preach the gospel to others.

this the kinda beat that go bha ta ta
ra ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta

aw yea werk it girl. drop it like it's hot.
-lml

las mamacitas - 5:41 PM

la mamacita pequena:
sometimes, without anything particularly wonderful occurring, la mamacita pequena feels strangely content and at ease. like right now. life is good.

las mamacitas - 12:13 AM