the misadventures of las mamacitas

   
             
             
       
   
             
             
 

the misadventures of las mamacitas

 
             

   
 
 

Saturday, November 30, 2002

 
la mamacita pequena:
the tree is beautiful. terribly, terribly beautiful. (she wipes a tear from her eye). that is all.

 
la mamacita pequena:
sorry to hear about your shoe misfortune, la mamacita del fuego. you are always allowed to borrow la mamacita pequena's shoes. for la mamacita pequena also has a terrible shoe habit. la mamacita pequena's mother has called her amelda marcos ever since she can remember. la mamacita pequena's mom continues to feed la mamacita pequena's habit and buy her shoes. and what's on her christmas list? shoes. las mamacitas should take up donations for shoes. we all wear about the same size right? at least la mamacita pequena and la mamacita del fuego do.
but on to thanksgiving. it was spent with the beatties (dad's side) and the zumbos (mom's side). after the concert, la mamacita pequena arrived home around 5 am on thanksgiving and got in a few hours of sleep before lunch started at her mother's house. babies were held, food was prepared, snide comments were passed. oh, it's good to be home. though no suprise visits this year from "crazy grandpa zumbo". things were much calmer, yet snippier this year. oh well. just know that while all of you disperse, i will be eating mom's coconut cream pie in front of the tv watching the changing rooms marathon. hah. la mamacita pequena laughs at your crabby moods.
then it was off to the beatties. babies were held, food was prepared, and surprisingly less snide comments per person were passed on. it looked like a giant daycare. the family cousin numbers grow every year. we are now up to 10 on this side of the family alone. la mamacita pequena has lots of christmas shopping yet to do. though she ate no real food, for having already eaten a few hours prior, she did have a piece of chocolate mousse pie. mmmm. la mamacita pequena comes home for thanksgiving for 1) potatoes (scalloped, mashed, baked, etc.) and 2) pie. this is what thanksgiving is all about. that and making other people feel bad. so thanks grandma. how many times can la mamacita pequena's drunk grandma tell a story? in one sitting? four, that's right four. please grandma, shhh. but kids make up for it. la mamacita pequena managed by the end of the afternoon to convert her 5 year old cousin into liking spiderman better than batman. she explained to him that although batman is cool, he only has cool stuff because he's rich. he doesn't have cool powers. spiderman does. though superman reigns supreme. and he will be checking out x-men come christmas time. finally, someone to pass my superhero know-how onto. i knew this would someday come in handy . . .
as for today you ask? la mamacita pequena will be getting a chritmas tree. a supercool aluminum one. that's right, silver in all it's glory. the "family heirloom" being traced back all the way to 1981 from a local goodwill will now see it's new home with la mamacita pequena. she will take good care of it. no word as to how pristine this treasure is, but la mamacita pequena will keep you posted.
la mamacita pequena's fingers are cold from typing and poor circulation. so goodbye. for now.


Friday, November 29, 2002

 
vendredi vingt neuf novembre
la mamacita del fuego is disappointed. she will be missing out on skiing and shoe shopping come tomorrow time. as the other mamacitas are aware, la mamacita del fuego has a horrible (pronounced east coast style hArrible) shoe obsession. if you're shopping to please, she wears size 8 womens and accepts any donations. she had a pleasant thanksgiving complete with sweet potatoes and cranburry sawse. she quite likes mixing the sawse with mushed taters and korn. she quite dislikes jonathan davis though. mmmm distaste.
on a sweeter note...she and la mamacita loca "jammed" out hardcore style. it was rad she might say. wicked rad. the songs are coming together like high class porno stars, and they were just as excited. soon the world will experience their glory. wicked!

she's getting over you. kinda
-mdf (medium density fiberboard)

 
a las tres menos viente en la madrugada

mmhmm. la mamacita loca enjoyed her acorn squash turkey alternative quite a lot. yes it was good. despite how it sounds. also, everyone said her garlic mashed potatoes kicked ass. she agreed with everyone. sus padres watched the Royal Tenenbaums with her and lots of laughs were had. well, except in the sad parts. yep. la mamacita loca's friend Heather is great! and asleep because it is the morning right now. perhaps in the not so distant future, "heathercita" will emerge from the blog. oh yea. mmmlk
-lml


Thursday, November 28, 2002

 
la mamacita pequena:
well, once again la mamacita pequena procrastinates. though so far this week has been an excellent one for her. she was able to see hey mercedes at the bluebird theatre. it was excellent. she would like to thank bob and todd from hey mercedes for doing their excellent november mix cd swap extravaganza. the mixes are awesome. and until next november. . .
all was well on the day of november 28. la mamacita pequena had all four of her classes cancelled. though she had to wake up early anyway for she had taken a shift for one of her co-workers. after returning home, she and la mamacita del fuego watched donnie darko, yet again. sometimes, i just don't think you're committed to sparkle motion. wonderful. being tired from past nights, la mamacita pequena's plan was to take a nap (as she loves to do very much) then take a shower before driving to ft. collins to see tinkers punishment play at the aggie theatre. alas, plans do not go well with la mamacita pequena. after an hour nap, she awoke to the sound of two low, burly voices outside of her bedroom door. knowing that la mamacita del fuego does not sound like two burly men, she knew someone was in the apartment. a little more listening brought her to the conclusion that the two men were some of the hispanic maintanance workers fixing something. turns out they were attempting to fix the fan in the bathroom (that has never worked) as well as the garbage disposal (that had nothing wrong with it). they left leaving only a broken fan, garbage disposal that worked as good as the original, a huge mess in the bathroom, and no running water. shower plans were foiled again. . .
2 hours later, the shower commenced, la mamacita pequena packed for home, and left for the show. it was a fun-filled night. one of the opening bands, the other half, was quite excellent. so la mamacita pequena bought their cd and has been enjoying it since. though the crowd was quite calm, las mamacitas made the best of it. thanks to la mamacita loca for many laughs, sexy looks, and slow dancing with la mamacita pequena to the new ass song. after much talking, laughter, dancing, and hugs, las mamacitas left tinkers punishment and the other half, not before kenny stuck around to protect las mamacitas from some gawkers. thank you kenny, you're my hero. no matter how many crotches you grab.
after much talking, la mamacita pequena departed her fellow mamacitas and decided that it was a smart idea at 2:00 am to make the 3 hour drive to security (where her mom lives). the mamacitas left and as la mamacita pequena waited for her car to heat up, a strange man approaced her blazer. luckily, la mamacita pequena had the doors locked and slightly rolled down the window as the visibly drunk man talked to her. he tried to coax her to give him a ride for $10. though convincing, la mamacita pequena's mother told her not to give rides to strangers. it is not smart. so la mamacita pequena said no many times and after many attempts rid herself of the drunken man he finally got the hint and left very disappointed and perhaps a little angry. she then drove home in the record time of 2 hours, 30 minutes. this has been a long blog, and la mamacita pequena is tired. more tomorrow about the misadventures of la mamacita pequena as she recalls the tales of thanksgiving with the beatties and zumbos.

 
mercredi 27 novembre
cheque cheque cheque. une deux trois. Nous ne perdrons jamais ce soir.
la mamacita del fuego has posted again. she is still cold from a night out on the town. las mamacitas united once again tonight in the icey streets of forto collinses. they were cold together and even mamacita del fuego's fuego couldn't warm them. she yelled "fuck you" to passing hecklers and then the mamacitas ran. they ran with great speed and agility, never looking back, and vowing never again to let del fuego ask for trouble. is a new mamacita arriving? either way, a new amiga.
la mamacita del fuego misses her waterbed at home, and now it waits. it's warm there. she likes sweet potatos so tomorrow will be exciting. she does not like green bean casserole or celery. la mamacita del fuego will give the casserole to others who enjoy it more.
thank you big city burrito. we love you more than life itself. pointless post. she is sorry for that.
she still thinks of you.
mdf


Wednesday, November 27, 2002

 
miercoles, el vientesiete de noviembre

mmmm....big city (insert forbidden doughnut noise aqui)




Tuesday, November 26, 2002

 
hoy es martes

it's happened. la mamacita loca has turned into one of those weirdos who writes things on little scraps of paper. not just post-its, receipts, flyers, paper bags oh yes, she is nuts. there are random bits in piles all over her desk. ya know those commercials for "they," did ethan embry get fat? it's so fast lml can't tell and it's starting to bother her. argh. that's all fer now then.


Monday, November 25, 2002

 
it's 4 in the afternoon, and the fuck ass has struck again. yes it's true. after the mysterious disappearance of her bike seat (and several others) several months ago, la mamacita loca was forced to invest fity bucks to replace all of its components. this was no good at all, but she had made peace with it. oh, what's that? today on the way back from class, the bastard seat was magically lying there on the ground next to the bicicleta? what the hell????? if yer gonna steal something, just fucking take it forever!!! do you not understand the meaning of the word "steal?" if you were planning on giving it back in a few months, why didn't you just leave a note? seriously. la mamacita loca hates you. now she has two bike seats and 50 less dollars.yay. thanks a lot ya fuck ass.
 

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