And on the 9th day, god created blogger (at least for us)


hello, and buenvenido! (welcome)
this is the epic saga of three? (maybe only two, we have yet to delegate with our co-hort, not co-whore silly) girls. no sultry women. fools. let's begin . . .

*la mamacita pequena:
+/- 19
+ college sophomore
+ computer illiterate
+ likes: music, eating, sleeping, and stuff . . . duh
- doesn't like: people's shirt tags sticking out, waking up to mexican polka music, and people touching her feet
+/- doesn't speak a lick of espanol (that's spanish, or so i'm told)
*la mamacita loca
+/- also 19
+ also a college sophomore
+ mildly computer illiterate
+ likes: music from the uk (united kingdom, fyi dumbass. not dumass- like the commercial), when real little kids just keep handing you random objects, and of course your mom - no not your mom fool
- dislikes: winter hoodie rising over her bum so that cool nippy air ATTACKS!, getting shushed, and watching other people spit lung cookies
+ does speak "licks" of espanol

other mamacita - coming soon?


MOVEMBER NIMFTH (noviembre nueve) (novembre neuf) (november neunt) (novembre nono) (november ninth)
las mamacitas (menos uno)

deep thought for today
#199: Here's a good thing to do if you go to a party and you don't know anybody: First, take out the garbage. Then go around and collect any extra garbage that people might have, like a crumpled-up napkin, and take that out too. Pretty soon people will want to meet the busy garbage guy


la mamacita pequena
la mamacita pequena cut herself with cardboard yesterday. not a piece of thin cardboard mind you, this was the full thickness of the cardboard box. damn, that hurts.
but she did get to enjoy the cleanliness of her apartment. and also had the "*maiden voyage" of the "instant fireplace: approximate running time 60 minutes" that she acquired at the local savers. using her mechanical know-how (as well as the tool kit her madre made her) she fixed the vhs tape that some loser (of course not you) had discarded because of a little malfunction. now the warm glow can be enjoyed by all.

* "maiden voyage" refers to the first launching of a product. any product.

la mamacita loca
la mamacita loca had a presentation on Tuesday in Spanish class IN SPANISH. about the "economics of latin america." she was foolish and decided to prepare the night before. visuals, paper and all. She stayed up late into the noche writing her notecards, and even practiced with them before class so as she could look up often. when she was about to leave for class, she put the notecards in her backpocket, and remembers thinking "why are you putting those there, you never put anything there. oh well, they're not going anywhere." HA. la mamacita loca arrived at class and reached into her pocket for the notecards and they were nowhere to be found!!! well you can guess that it went downhill from there. the damage was done. after failing miserably, on the way to geography later in the day, she spotted the bastards lying on the sidewalk, picked them up, let a few obscenities fly, and placed them in her backpack to burn at a later time.

final thoughts by dos mamacitas:
oh yes, and the gothic theatre in denver, colorado was rocked by the band tinkers punishment (tinkerspunishment.com). and when we say rocked we mean "rawked."